關(guān)于教師的好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話
關(guān)于教師的好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話
所謂尊師重教，顧名思義就是尊敬老師重視教師節(jié)!下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理的關(guān)于教師的好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話，歡迎閱讀!
關(guān)于教師的好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話篇一
Teacher: Tom and John! Why are you late for school today?
老師：湯姆!約翰!你倆今天為什么遲到了!
Tom: Madam, I lost a one-dollar coin and was searching for it.
湯姆：老師，我一直在找我丟失的一美元硬幣。
Teachear: John, what about you?
老師：那么你呢，約翰?
John: Madam, I was not able to move beacause I was hiding that coin under my feet.
約翰：老師，我不能動(dòng)啊，我把他的硬幣藏腳底下了。
關(guān)于教師的好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話篇二
Teacher: Where does God live?
老師：上帝住哪兒?
Student: I think he lives in our bathroom.
學(xué)生：我想他應(yīng)該住我家浴室。
Teacher: Why do you say that?
老師：為什么這么說(shuō)?
Student: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, "God, are you still in there?"
學(xué)生：因?yàn)槊刻煸缟衔野侄济颓迷∈业拇箝T喊：“上帝啊，你怎么還在里面?”
關(guān)于教師的好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話篇三
Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?
老師：西印度群島有哪些產(chǎn)物?
Student: I don't know.
學(xué)生：我不曉得。
Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?
老師：怎么會(huì)不知道，你每天吃的糖哪兒來(lái)的?
Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.
學(xué)生：鄰居家借的。
關(guān)于教師的好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話篇四
Teacher: How can you tell a hawk has good eyesight?
老師：為什么說(shuō)鷹的視力很好?
Student: Because I have never seen a hawk wearing spectacles.
學(xué)生：因?yàn)槲覐臎](méi)見(jiàn)過(guò)哪只鷹戴眼鏡。
關(guān)于教師的好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話篇五
Teacher: This is the fifth time this week that I have had punished you. What do you want to say?
老師：這已經(jīng)是我本周第五次罰你了。想說(shuō)點(diǎn)什么?
Student: Thank god Saturday and Sunday are holidays, Sir!
學(xué)生：還好禮拜六禮拜天不上課啊老師!
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