七年級好笑的英語笑話大全
七年級好笑的英語笑話大全
笑話,不同文化背景的人的反應(yīng)有時是不同的,甚至?xí)厝幌喾础＞科湓?是說話雙方?jīng)]有真正理解對方的文化。小編精心收集了七年級好笑的英語笑話，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!
七年級好笑的英語笑話篇1
Do What You Can 盡力就好In a courtroom, the judge sentenced a criminal to thirty years in prison and the prisoner said,
"But Sir, I won’t live that long!"
So the judge replied,
"Don't worry, just do what you can!"
在法庭上，法官宣判某個罪犯要服三十年徒刑。
犯人說：“不過庭上，我活不了那么久啊!”
法官說：“別擔(dān)心!你盡力而為就好。”
七年級好笑的英語笑話篇2
A teacher said to her class,"Who was the first man?"
"George Washington," a little boy shouted promptly.
"How do you make out that George Washington was the first man? " asked the teacher, smiling indulgently.
"Because," said the little boy, "he was first in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts of his countrymen."
But at this point a larger boy held up his hand.
"Well, said the teacher to him, "who do you think was the first man?"
"I don't know what his name was, "said the larger boy, "but I know it wasn't George Washington, ma'am, because the history
book says George Washington married a widow, so, of course, there must have been a man ahead of him."
有個老師問班上的學(xué)生：誰是第一個男人?
“喬治·華盛頓，” 一個小男孩當(dāng)即叫道。
“你怎么知道喬治·華盛頓是第一個男人呢?” 老師問道，寬容地微笑著。
小男孩說：“因?yàn)樗菓?zhàn)時第一，和時第一，國人心中第一。”
這時一個大點(diǎn)兒的男孩舉起手來。
“那么，” 老師對他說，“你認(rèn)為誰是第一個男人呢?”
“我不知道他的名字，”大點(diǎn)兒的男孩說，“但我知道不是喬治·華盛頓，老師。因?yàn)闅v史書上說，喬治·華盛頓娶
了一個寡婦，所以在他前面肯定還有一個男人。”
七年級好笑的英語笑話篇3
Psychiatrist 精神病醫(yī)生Jerry went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy!"
"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink."Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears."
"How much do you charge?"
"A hundred dollars per visit."
"I'll sleep on it," said Jerry.
Six months later the doctor met Jerry on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.
"For a hundred bucks a visit? The bartender cured me for ."
"Is that so! How?"
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!"
杰瑞去看精神病醫(yī)生。“醫(yī)生，我有些不對勁。每次睡覺的時候，我都感覺有人在床下。我要瘋了!”
“給我一年時間，”醫(yī)生說，“每周來三次，我會治好你。”
“費(fèi)用是多少呢?”
“每次一百美元。”
“我會認(rèn)真考慮的。”杰瑞答道。
六個月后醫(yī)生和杰瑞在街上相遇了，“為什么你再也沒來呢?”醫(yī)生問。
“一次一百塊錢嗎?有個酒吧服務(wù)生收了十塊錢就把我治好了。”
“真的?他怎么做到的?”
“他讓我把床腿鋸掉。現(xiàn)在那沒人了!”
七年級好笑的英語笑話篇4
The Things Kids Say 童言無忌
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed.
She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice,"Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?"
The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug, "I can't, dear." She said, "I have to sleep in Daddy's room."
Along silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: "The big sissy."
一個夏季的晚上，雷雨大作，母親讓小男孩上床鉆進(jìn)被窩。
她正準(zhǔn)備熄燈，孩子聲音顫抖地問：“媽咪，你今晚可以陪我睡嗎?”
母親笑著，擁抱一下小孩安慰說，“親愛的，不可以。我得睡在爸爸的房間。”
一陣長長的沉默之后，男孩用顫音小聲地說：“那個娘娘腔...”
七年級好笑的英語笑話篇5
"Tom, what’s the matter with your brother?”, asked the mother in the kitchen, “He’s crying.”
"Oh, nothing, Mum,” replied Tom, “I’m eating my cake. He is crying because I won’t give him any.”
"But has he finished his own cake?”
"Yes.” said Tom, “And he also cried when I was helping him finish that.”
“湯姆，你弟弟怎么了?” 媽媽在廚房里問，“他在哭。”
“沒事兒，媽媽，” 湯姆答道，“我在吃我的蛋糕。他哭是因?yàn)槲也唤o他吃。”
“他已經(jīng)吃完自己的了么?”
“是的。” 湯姆說道，“我?guī)退酝陼r，他也哭了。”
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