有趣的小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)笑話大全
有趣的小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)笑話大全
笑話是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透過(guò)笑話我們可以看到一個(gè)民族的生存環(huán)境、生活方式、社會(huì)關(guān)系和心理特征等等。本文是有趣的小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)笑話，希望對(duì)大家有幫助!
有趣的小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)笑話篇一
Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?
A: Keep him awake.
怎樣才能不讓夢(mèng)游者(sleepwalker)夢(mèng)游(walk in his sleep)呢?最簡(jiǎn)單的方法就是不讓他睡覺(jué)。雖然這不是治療方法，但如果讓夢(mèng)游者醒著呢，他的確就不會(huì)去夢(mèng)游了。
有趣的小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)笑話篇二
my little dog can't read
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.
我的狗不識(shí)字
布朗夫人：哦，
親愛(ài)的，我把珍愛(ài)的小狗給丟了!
史密斯夫人：可是你該在報(bào)紙上登廣告啊!
布朗夫人：沒(méi)有用的，我的小狗不認(rèn)識(shí)字。”
有趣的小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)笑話篇三
Advice for "Kid"
A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is n their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,"Get the kid."
忠告“年輕者”
這里想對(duì)將要退休者提一點(diǎn)忠告。如果你只有65歲的話，千萬(wàn)別進(jìn)退休社區(qū)。因?yàn)槟抢锶巳硕计甙耸畾q或者八九十歲了。每當(dāng)要搬東西，抬東西或者裝東西時(shí)，他們就叫喊，“讓小的干吧。”
有趣的小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)笑話篇四
The doctor lives downstairs
"Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me."
He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "I've just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants reducing by nearly fifty pounds. Second, your beauty could be improved if you used about one tenth as much rouge and lipstick. And third, I'm an artist---the doctor lives downstairs."
醫(yī)生住在樓下
“醫(yī)生”她沖進(jìn)屋后大聲說(shuō)道。
我想讓你坦率地說(shuō)我到底得了什么病。”
他從頭到腳打量打量她，然后大聲說(shuō)：“太太，我有三件事要對(duì)你說(shuō)。第一，您的體重需要減少大約50磅;第二，如果您要用上十分之一的胭脂和口紅，您的美貌將會(huì)改變。第三，我是一位畫家——醫(yī)生住在樓下。”
有趣的小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)笑話篇五
A Woman Who Fell
It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate, a plump, middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind, lost her footing on the smooth marble floor and slid onto her back. Her momentum carried her close to my shoes. Before I could help her, however, she had scrambled up. Gaining her composure, she winked at me and said, "Do you always have beautiful women failing at your feet?"
摔倒的女人
上下班高峰期，我匆匆奔向紐約豪華中心站去趕一趟火車。接近門口，一位肥胖的中年婦女從后面沖過(guò)來(lái)，沒(méi)想到在平滑的大理石地面上失了腳，仰面滑倒了。她的慣性使她接近了我的腳。我正準(zhǔn)備扶她，她卻自己爬了起來(lái)。她鎮(zhèn)定了一下，對(duì)我擠了一下眉，說(shuō)道：“總是有漂亮女人拜倒在你腳下嗎?”
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