初二簡(jiǎn)短的英語笑話大全
初二簡(jiǎn)短的英語笑話大全
英語笑話幽默話語分析的理論不斷推陳出新,但是對(duì)于把英語作為外語學(xué)習(xí)的中國讀者而言,文化因素在解讀幽默的過程中扮演著更加重要的角色。本文是初二簡(jiǎn)短的英語笑話，希望對(duì)大家有幫助!
初二簡(jiǎn)短的英語笑話篇一
什么也沒留下
Mrs. Brown was going out for the day. She locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman on the door: "NOBODY HOME. DON'T LEAVE ANYTHING."
When she got back that night, she found her door broken open and her house ransacked. On the note she had left, she found the following message added:
"THANKS! WE HAVEN'T LEFT ANYTHING!"
布朗太太要外出一天。她鎖好了房門，在門上給送牛奶的人釘了一張便條：“家里沒人，請(qǐng)不要留下任何東西!”
她當(dāng)天晚上回家后發(fā)現(xiàn)房間門被撞開，房子被洗劫一空。在她留給送奶人的便條上，她發(fā)現(xiàn)被補(bǔ)充了一句：“謝謝!我們什么也沒留下!”
初二簡(jiǎn)短的英語笑話篇二
好客The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate.
The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.
由于客人在吃蘋果餡餅時(shí)，家里沒有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。這家的小男孩悄悄地離開了屋子。過了一會(huì)兒，他拿著一片奶酪回到房間，把奶酪放在客人的盤子里。
客人微笑著把奶酪放進(jìn)嘴里說：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你媽媽的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪?” “在捕鼠夾上，先生。”那小男孩說。
初二簡(jiǎn)短的英語笑話篇三
我能得到什么What do I getTeacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?
Tommy: Quarters.
Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again?
Tommy: Hamburger.
初二簡(jiǎn)短的英語笑話篇四
學(xué)以致用Don't ever forget to repeat
In a sales company, the boss said to one of his employees, “The main thing to remember is repetition, repetition, repetition! That's the key! If you have a product to sell, keep harping on it in every way possible. Repeat it; cram it down people's throats. Even make yourself sickening and repulsive if you have to, but don't ever forget to repeat, repeat, repeat. It's the only way to get results and sell our products!”
So, the employee said, “Yes, sir!”
Then the boss said, “Now, what was it you came to see me about?” And the employee replied, “Well, sir, it's about a raise, a raise, a raise!”
初二簡(jiǎn)短的英語笑話篇五
噪音的優(yōu)點(diǎn)The advantage of noise Wherever I drove my old car over 55 miles per hour, it vibrated terribly, so I decided to sell it. My first customer wanted to buy the car, and I battled with my conscience over whether or not to tell him of the vehicle's problem. Finally I did the right thing.
Expecting him to drop the deal, I was surprised by his reply. “That's okay.” he said. “I'm buying this car for my daughter. If she complains about a vibration, I'll know she's driving too fast.”
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