關(guān)于爆笑易懂的英語(yǔ)笑話
笑話作為一種城市化的民間口頭創(chuàng)作體裁,是一種重要的交際手段。笑話可能只是文字游戲,但有時(shí)它在人們解決生活中的困惑時(shí)起著重要作用。本文是關(guān)于爆笑易懂的英語(yǔ)笑話，希望對(duì)大家有幫助!
關(guān)于爆笑易懂的英語(yǔ)笑話：The Clever Dog 聰明的小狗
A little boy was practicing his violin, while his father sat reading the newspaper. The family dog began to howl along dismally.
Finally, the father could endure the combination no more and said, "Can't you play something the dog doesn't know?"
一個(gè)小男孩在練習(xí)小提琴，他的父親在讀報(bào)紙。隨著小男孩的琴聲，家里養(yǎng)的狗也開始高一聲低一聲的叫起來(lái)。
最后，小男孩的父親實(shí)在忍不下去了，說(shuō)，“難道你就不能拉一些狗聽不懂的曲子嗎?”
關(guān)于爆笑易懂的英語(yǔ)笑話：A smart horse 聰明的馬
There was a farmer who fell and broke his hip while he was plowing(耕地) , and his horse immediately galloped(疾馳，飛奔) five miles to the nearest town and returned, carrying a doctor on his back.
"That’s a pretty smart horse," the farmer’s friend later observed.
"Well, he’s not really so smart," the farmer said. "The doctor he brought back was a veterinarian!"
一位農(nóng)夫在犁田時(shí)，不慎跌倒摔傷了屁股，他的馬立即飛奔到五哩外最近的小鎮(zhèn)，載了一位醫(yī)生回來(lái)。一個(gè)朋友看到后便夸贊說(shuō)：“你這匹馬真是聰明!”
農(nóng)夫說(shuō)：“也沒有你想的那么聰明啦!它帶來(lái)的是一位獸醫(yī)!”
關(guān)于爆笑易懂的英語(yǔ)笑話：Who's better stisfied? 誰(shuí)更滿足?
A person with six children or a person with million, who is better satisfied? Why? The person with six children of course. Because the one with million wants more. 一個(gè)有六個(gè)孩子的人和一個(gè)有600萬(wàn)美元的人，誰(shuí)更滿足?為什么? 當(dāng)然是有六個(gè)孩子的那個(gè)，因?yàn)橛?00萬(wàn)美元那個(gè)還想要得更多。
關(guān)于爆笑易懂的英語(yǔ)笑話：Such a Long Dog 如此長(zhǎng)的狗
Once there was a blind. One day when he was walking, he stepped the head of the dog who was sleeping. The dog barked for a while. The blind man went on for miles, this time he stepped the other dog's tail, so this dog barked. The blind man had thoughtthat it was the first dog, so he said in surprise, It's a wonder that the dog is so long.
從前有個(gè)瞎子。一天，他正在行路時(shí)踩著了一只正在睡覺的狗的腦袋，狗汪汪汪地叫了一陣。這人又往前走，這回踩著的是另外一只狗的尾巴，狗又汪汪汪地叫起來(lái)。瞎子以為還是那條狗，驚詫地說(shuō)：奇怪，這只狗可真夠長(zhǎng)的。
關(guān)于爆笑易懂的英語(yǔ)笑話：How Did You Ever Get Here
One winter morning, an employee explained why he had shown up for work 45 minutes late. "It was so slippery out that for every step I took ahead, I slipped back two."
The boss eyed him suspiciously. "Oh, yeah? Then how did you ever get here?"
"I finally gave up," he said, "and started for home."
你是怎樣回來(lái)的?
一個(gè)冬天的早晨，一名雇員解釋他為什么遲到了四十五分鐘才起來(lái)上班。“外面太滑了，我每向前邁一步，就要向后退兩步。”
老板狐疑地看著他，“噢，是嗎?那你是怎樣到這里來(lái)的?”
“后來(lái)我決定放棄，”他說(shuō)，“然后我就往家里走。”
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