較短的幽默英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)大全
民間笑話(huà)是一種頗受人們喜愛(ài)的民間敘事類(lèi)型,材料豐富,有廣泛的現(xiàn)實(shí)基礎(chǔ)。但是它卻一直被學(xué)界視為不登大雅之堂的小眾,研究工作相對(duì)薄弱。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了較短的幽默英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)，歡迎閱讀!
較短的幽默英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)：Rope or Ox? 繩子還是公牛?
The man in the prison asked a new comer why he was sent there. The new comer answered: "I am out of luck, I think. A few days ago I was walking in the street when I saw a piece of dirty rope. I thought nobody wanted it and so I picked it up and took it home." "But it is not against the law to pick up a piece of rope and take home!" "I told you I had bad luck, didn't I?" the man sighed, "The trouble is that I didn't notice there was an ox at the other end of that rope."
在監(jiān)獄里，一個(gè)人問(wèn)新來(lái)的犯人為什么被關(guān)進(jìn)來(lái)。新來(lái)的犯人回答說(shuō)：“我想我真是倒霉。幾天前我在街上走的時(shí)候，看到一根臟繩子，以為沒(méi)人要了，便撿起來(lái)帶了回家。” “但是，撿一根繩子帶回家并不犯法啊!” “我告訴過(guò)你我倒霉了吧?”那個(gè)人嘆了口氣，“麻煩的就是我沒(méi)有注意到繩子的那一頭還有一頭公牛。”
較短的幽默英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)：Senior Class 年長(zhǎng)者階層
During the doctor's periodic visit to my elderly mother, I told him that Mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days. Delighted by the news, he bent down and gave her a kiss for the occasion. He then announced that he, too, would be celebrating a birthday in few days and asked for a kiss in return.
When he left, my mother shook her head in disgust. "Can you imagine, " she said. "Seventy dollars and I had to kiss him too!"
年長(zhǎng)者階層
醫(yī)生按期來(lái)探視我的老母。我告訴他母親不幾天就要慶祝她98歲的生日了。醫(yī)生聽(tīng)了也很高興，為此，他彎下腰來(lái)親了她一下。然后他說(shuō)不幾天他也要慶祝自己的生日，并要求她還他一個(gè)吻。
醫(yī)生走后，我母親厭惡地?fù)u搖頭。“你能想象嗎，”她說(shuō)，“付了他70元，我還得親他!”
較短的幽默英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)：Letter of Recommendation 推薦信
When Peters learned that he was being fired, he went to see the head of human resources. "Since I've been with the firm for so long," he said, "I think I deserve at least a letter of recommendation." The human resources director agreed and said he'd have the letter the next day. The following morning, Peters found a letter on his desk. It read, "Jonathan Peters worked for our company for 11 years.When he left us, we were very satisfied."
彼得斯聽(tīng)說(shuō)自己被解雇了，便去見(jiàn)人力資源部的頭頭。“既然我在公司干了這么久，”他說(shuō)，“我想至少該給我一封推薦信。” 人力資源部主任同意了，并說(shuō)他第二天就可拿到該信。第二天早上，彼得斯在他的桌子上看一封信，上面寫(xiě)道：“喬納森·彼得斯在我們公司干了11年。當(dāng)他離去的時(shí)候，我們很滿(mǎn)意。”
較短的幽默英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)：Excellent Skills 絕妙的技巧
After friends of mine landed at busy Newwark Airport, they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage. In desperation, the husband took out a five-dollar bill and waved it above the crowd.
In an instant, a skycap was at his side. Sir, observed the porter, you certainly have excellent communication skills.
絕妙的技巧
我的朋友們?cè)诜泵Φ募~瓦克機(jī)場(chǎng)著陸后，他們卻不能招呼到腳夫來(lái)幫他們搬行李。無(wú)奈，丈夫拿出一張五美元的鈔票在人群上面搖晃。
一個(gè)帶寬邊帽的人馬上來(lái)到他身邊。“先生，”腳夫說(shuō)道，“很明顯你有絕妙的交際技巧。”
較短的幽默英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)：I'd rather buy a gift 我寧愿買(mǎi)一件禮物
While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday. "That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey." Mom pondered that idea and then replied "I'd rather buy you a gift."
我寧愿買(mǎi)一件禮物
旅途中，媽媽想起她忘記給爸爸買(mǎi)一件生日禮物。“沒(méi)關(guān)系”，他說(shuō)，“我最想要的東西是你的愛(ài)、忠貞和溫順”。媽媽沉思片刻后回答說(shuō)，“我寧愿給你買(mǎi)一件禮物”。
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