關(guān)于兩人對(duì)話版英語(yǔ)笑話
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關(guān)于兩人對(duì)話版英語(yǔ)笑話篇1
Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?
A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl.
魚(yú)網(wǎng)
你能告訴我魚(yú)網(wǎng)是什么做的嗎，安? 老師發(fā)問(wèn)道。
把許多小孔用繩子栓在一起就成了魚(yú)網(wǎng)了。 小女孩回答道。
關(guān)于兩人對(duì)話版英語(yǔ)笑話篇2
George comes from school on the first of September.
George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.
I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....
新老師
9月1日， 喬治放學(xué)回到家里。
喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎? 媽媽問(wèn)。
媽媽?zhuān)也幌矚g，因?yàn)樗f(shuō)3加3得6, 可后來(lái)又說(shuō)2加4也得6。
關(guān)于兩人對(duì)話版英語(yǔ)笑話篇3
In the Eden,Adam told the God:”I’m lonely,I need a company.”
“Ok,”said the God,”I will give U a perfect woman,beautiful smart and gentle.She will cook clean and do everything for U,without any complaint and question.”
“Sounds good,”Adam said,”But,to make such a good lady,WHAT is the cost?”
“One arm and One leg.”
“OH,expensive!”after thought for a while,Adam asked:”How about just one RIB?”
在天堂里,亞當(dāng)對(duì)上帝說(shuō):”我太寂寞了,我須要一個(gè)人陪我.”
“好的”,上帝答到.”我將要給你一個(gè)完美的女人,美麗,聰明而且溫柔,她將毫無(wú)怨言地為你燒飯,為你做一切事情.”
“那太好了.” 亞當(dāng)說(shuō)道.”但是,要做出這么一個(gè)完美的女士,我須要付出什么呢?”
“一只手和一條腿.”
“噢,那代價(jià)太大了!”想了一會(huì),亞當(dāng)接著問(wèn):” 一根肋骨怎么樣?”
關(guān)于兩人對(duì)話版英語(yǔ)笑話篇4
兔寶寶：媽咪，我是從哪兒來(lái)的呢?
Mother Rabbit: I'll tell you when you're older.
兔媽媽?zhuān)旱饶汩L(zhǎng)大點(diǎn)再告訴你。
Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now.
兔寶寶：噢媽咪，現(xiàn)在就告訴我吧，求您了。
Mother Rabbit: If you must know, you were pulled from a magician's hat.
兔媽媽?zhuān)喝绻阋欢ㄒ?，那我告訴你你是從魔術(shù)師的帽子里被拽出來(lái)的。
關(guān)于兩人對(duì)話版英語(yǔ)笑話篇5
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
我?guī)蛠?lái)購(gòu)物的女士包好東西后，問(wèn)道：“是付現(xiàn)金、支票還是記賬呢?” 當(dāng)她找錢(qián)包的時(shí)候，我注意到她的包包里竟放著一個(gè)電視遙控器。
“Do you always carry your TV remote?” I asked.
我問(wèn)：“你一直都隨身帶電視遙控器的嗎?”
“No,” she replied. “But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him.”
她回答說(shuō)：“不是啦。但我老公不樂(lè)意跟我一起來(lái)購(gòu)物，所以我決定拿走他的遙控器來(lái)懲罰他。”
關(guān)于兩人對(duì)話版英語(yǔ)笑話篇6
Teacher: Peter!Tell us, what's the biggest in the world? 老師：彼得!你說(shuō)說(shuō)，世界上什么最大? Peter: Well, well....eyelids.... 彼得: 嗯……嗯……眼皮…… Teacher: What?Eyelids? 老師：什么?眼皮? Peter: Yes, sir. Because as soon as I shut my eyes, the eyelids cover everything of the world. 彼得：是的，老師。因?yàn)槲已劬σ婚]，眼皮就把世界上所有的東西都遮住了。
關(guān)于兩人對(duì)話版英語(yǔ)笑話篇7
Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning?
Johnny: Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost(路牌，路標(biāo)) says, 'School -- Go Slow'
老師：約翰，為什么你每天早上都遲到呢?
約翰：每次我走到街角的時(shí)候，都有一塊路牌寫(xiě)著：“學(xué)校-小心慢行”
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