關(guān)于特別好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀
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關(guān)于特別好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話：KIss
One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little
boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his
mouth and asked,
"Do you know what it is?"
"No, I don't," said the little boy.
"Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom
before he goes to work."
That's when a little girl at the back of the room yelled,
"Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!!"
關(guān)于特別好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話：Old Clyde
One day in the great state of Alabama a man walks outside and hears this strange noise coming from one of his trees. He proceeds to walk over to his tree and looks up in the tree to find thesource of this noise. What he finds is a large gorilla moving around in the top of his tree trying to get comfortable.
The man stops and thinks to himself, "How on earth am i going to get this gorilla out of my tree? There aren't any gorilla catchers in Alabama are there?"
The man walks inside his house and gets his phone book and is looking in the animal control sectionand low and behold there actually is a gorilla catcher listed, so the man picks up the phone and calls the number. He reaches the gorilla catcher who says that he'll be there in ten minutes.
The gorilla catcher shows up in a big truck with a tool box in the back and a very large dog sitting on top of the tool box and a very large cage sitting in back of the tool box.
The gorilla catcher gets out of his truck and walks up to the man and shakes hands with him. The man then shows the gorilla catcher the tree and points up at the gorilla. After looking at the gorilla for a minute, the gorilla catcher walks back over to his truck and gets old Clyde off the tool box and gets out a gun and walks back over to the tree and sits the gun down next to old Clyde.
The gorilla catcher looks over at the man and says, "Here's the plan. I'm gonna climb this here tree and knock the gorilla out. When the gorilla hits the ground old Clyde here's gonna bite him in the nuts and hold on 'til I can get out of the tree and put the gorilla in the cage. Any questions?"
The man can't think of any so the gorilla catcher starts making his way up the tree. When the catcher gets almost halfway up the tree the man notices the shotgun next to old Clyde. He quickly calls up to the gorilla catcher and says, "Hey, what's the gun for?"
The gorilla catcher replies, "OH, that's in case the gorilla knocks me out of the tree, I want u to shoot old Clyde before i hit the ground."
關(guān)于特別好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話：Redneck Letter
Dear son,
Im writing this slow cause i know you cant read fast. Your pop read that allaccidents happen within 20 miles of home so we moved. Can't send you the addressas the last arkansas family that lived here took the numbers with them so they wouldnt have to change their address.
That coat you wanted, aunt billy-mae said it was too heavy with them buttons, so we took them off and put them in the pockets.
Your sister had a baby yester morn. Don't know if its a boy or girl so dont know if youre an aunt or uncle.
Three of your friends went off the bridge last week. One was drivig the other two were in the back. The driver lived, he rolled down the window and swam to safety. The other twodrowned, they coulnt get the talegate down.
Please write back. It you dont get this letter, let me know and i will send another one.
Love, ma
關(guān)于特別好笑的英語(yǔ)笑話：Some Strange Church
karl was telling his buddies back on the farm about his first visit to a big city church. "When I got there, they made me park my old pick-up in the corral," he began.
"You mean in the parking lot," interrupted Jeb, a more worldly fellow.
"Then I walked up the trail to the door," karl continued.
"The sidewalk to the door," Jeb corrected.
"Inside the door, I was met by some dude," karl went on.
"That would be the usher," explained Jeb.
"Well, the usher led me down the chute," said karl.
"You mean the aisle," Jeb said.
"Then, he led me to a stall and told me to sit there," continued karl.
"Pew," retorted Jeb.
"Yeah," karl recalled. "That's exactly what the pretty lady said when I sat down beside her."
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