關(guān)于教師節(jié)的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀
關(guān)于教師節(jié)的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀
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關(guān)于教師節(jié)的英語(yǔ)笑話篇1
Teacher: Where does God live?
老師：上帝住哪兒?
Student: I think he lives in our bathroom.
學(xué)生：我想他應(yīng)該住我家浴室。
Teacher: Why do you say that?
老師：為什么這么說(shuō)?
Student: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, "God, are you still in there?"
學(xué)生：因?yàn)槊刻煸缟衔野侄济颓迷∈业拇箝T(mén)喊：“上帝啊，你怎么還在里面?”
關(guān)于教師節(jié)的英語(yǔ)笑話篇2
Teacher: Tom and John! Why are you late for school today?
老師：湯姆!約翰!你倆今天為什么遲到了!
Tom: Madam, I lost a one-dollar coin and was searching for it.
湯姆：老師，我一直在找我丟失的一美元硬幣。
Teachear: John, what about you?
老師：那么你呢，約翰?
John: Madam, I was not able to move beacause I was hiding that coin under my feet.
約翰：老師，我不能動(dòng)啊，我把他的硬幣藏腳底下了。
關(guān)于教師節(jié)的英語(yǔ)笑話篇3
Teacher: How can you tell a hawk has good eyesight?
老師：為什么說(shuō)鷹的視力很好?
Student: Because I have never seen a hawk wearing spectacles.
學(xué)生：因?yàn)槲覐臎](méi)見(jiàn)過(guò)哪只鷹戴眼鏡。
關(guān)于教師節(jié)的英語(yǔ)笑話篇4
The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled(被寵壞的) . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum(亂發(fā)脾氣) . Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.
When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.
Was school all right? she asked, Did you get along all right? did you cry?
Cry? John asked. No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!
六歲的約翰嬌生慣養(yǎng)。他的父親知道這一點(diǎn)，可他的祖父母仍然寵著他。這孩子幾乎寸步不離他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭，就是鬧。他第一天上學(xué)才離開(kāi)祖母的懷抱。
約翰放學(xué)了，他奶奶在門(mén)口接他并問(wèn)道：學(xué)校怎么樣?你過(guò)的好嗎?哭了沒(méi)有?
哭?約翰問(wèn)，不，我沒(méi)哭，可老師哭了。
關(guān)于教師節(jié)的英語(yǔ)笑話篇5
校長(zhǎng)和英語(yǔ)老師一起去法國(guó)某中學(xué)訪問(wèn)，校長(zhǎng)在禮堂講話，英語(yǔ)老師做翻譯。
校長(zhǎng)：“各位老師們，同學(xué)們!”
英語(yǔ)老師：“ladies and gentlemen!”
校長(zhǎng)：“各位女士們，先生們!”
英語(yǔ)老師-_-!想了下說(shuō)：“Good morning!”
校長(zhǎng)：“早上好!”
英語(yǔ)老師：…… ==“汗
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