短的小學生英語笑話精選
短的小學生英語笑話精選
冷笑話是近幾年出現(xiàn)的一個新詞,也是一種出現(xiàn)在我們身邊的不可忽視的新的語言現(xiàn)象,它具有強大的生命力,一時間大紅大紫。本文是短的小學生英語笑話，希望對大家有幫助!
短的小學生英語笑話：So hospitable the boy is
The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.
好客的男孩
由于客人在吃蘋果餡餅時，家里沒有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。這家的小男孩悄悄地離開了屋子。過了一會兒，他拿著一片奶酪回到房間，把奶酪放在客人的盤子里。 客人微笑著把奶酪放進嘴里說：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你媽媽的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪?” “在捕鼠夾上，先生。”那小男孩說。
短的小學生英語笑話：Fried chicken
In class the teacher showed pictures of various birds. Then he asked one of the students, What kind of bird do you like best, Jack?
Jack thought a moment, then answered, Fried chicken, sir.
喜歡炸雞
老師在課堂上向?qū)W生們展示了各種各樣的鳥的照片。然后他問其中一名學生，“杰克，你最喜歡哪種鳥兒啊?”
杰想了想，回答，“炸雞，老師。”
短的小學生英語笑話：Domestic shame should not be published
Teacher of Physical Education: Have you ever seen mixed doubles, boys?
Nick: Yes, sir. Quite often. I saw it even last night.
Teacher: Please tell us something about it.
Nick: Oh, sorry, sir. My father always says, 'Domestic shame should not be published.'
家丑不可外揚
體育老師：孩子們，你們見過男女混合雙打嗎?
尼克：見過，老師，經(jīng)常見。就在昨天夜里我還見過呢?
老師：你給大家講講當時的情形吧。
尼克：啊，對不起，老師。我爸爸常說，“家丑不可外揚。”
短的小學生英語笑話：No Cavities 我沒有蛀牙
No Cavities A smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit,Hey mom,the dentist says I have no cavities. His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised,It’s impossible --you never brush your teeth after cleaning the chocolate box before you go to bed! Then the boy opened his mouth --he had not a tooth left!
我沒有蛀牙
小男孩兒看完牙醫(yī)，面帶微笑地回到家：“嘿，媽媽，牙醫(yī)說，我一顆蛀牙也沒有。” 媽媽驚訝地瞪大眼睛：“不可能——你每回上床睡覺前都把巧克力盒子里的糖一下子吃完，而且從來不刷牙!” 這時，男孩兒張開了嘴巴——他的牙全被拔光了。
短的小學生英語笑話：A Bad Impression 壞印象
My husband and I are both writers. During dinner conversations, we often tell our children about our working days. It wasn't clear how much they absorbed until one day I overheard my seven-year- old, Lucy, cry out in frustration at her five-year-old sister, Charlotte, "You, you... you editor!"
我丈夫和我都是作家。晚夕談話中，我們經(jīng)常給孩子們談到我們的工作。沒人清楚他們聽懂了多少。直到有一天，我偶然聽到七歲的女兒盧希煩惱地向她五歲的妹妹喊道：“你，你----你這個編輯!”
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