關(guān)于爆笑兒童英語(yǔ)笑話大全
關(guān)于爆笑兒童英語(yǔ)笑話大全
在交際場(chǎng)合,能恰到好處地講個(gè)英語(yǔ)笑話或自創(chuàng)一個(gè)幽默,不僅可以體現(xiàn)自己的語(yǔ)言水平,還可以提升個(gè)人魅力。本文是關(guān)于爆笑兒童英語(yǔ)笑話，希望對(duì)大家有幫助!
關(guān)于爆笑兒童英語(yǔ)笑話：Its part of the game 我在扮演媽媽
Mother: Mary, why do you yell and scream so much? Play quietly like Eddie. See, he doesn't make a sound. Mary: Of course he doesn't. Mom, it's part of the game we are playing. He is Daddy coming home late, and I'm you.
媽媽：瑪麗，你為什么這樣大喊大叫的? 為什么不能像艾迪那樣安安靜靜的玩兒呢?你看艾迪一聲兒都不出。 瑪麗：媽媽，艾迪當(dāng)然不會(huì)出聲了，因?yàn)槲覀儌z正在玩爸爸回家遲到的游戲呢，他扮演爸爸，我扮演你。
關(guān)于爆笑兒童英語(yǔ)笑話：How to Become Rich 如何致富
Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.
Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.
Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month.
弟弟：我看見你親我姐姐了，如果你不給我五分錢，我就告訴我爸。
姐姐的男朋友：不要那樣做。給你五分錢。
弟弟：我這個(gè)月已經(jīng)賺了一塊兩毛五了。
關(guān)于爆笑兒童英語(yǔ)笑話：How to Become Rich 如何致富
Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.
Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.
Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month.
弟弟：我看見你親我姐姐了，如果你不給我五分錢，我就告訴我爸。
姐姐的男朋友：不要那樣做。給你五分錢。
弟弟：我這個(gè)月已經(jīng)賺了一塊兩毛五了。
關(guān)于爆笑兒童英語(yǔ)笑話：what do I get 我能得到什么
Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?
Tommy: Quarters.
Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again?
Tommy: Hamburger.
老師：如果我把一塊牛排切成兩半的兩半，我能得到幾塊兒?
湯米：四塊。
老師：那我要是再切兩次，我能得到什么呢?
湯米：漢堡。
關(guān)于爆笑兒童英語(yǔ)笑話：I Didn't Notice It 我沒有看到另外一塊
Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that?
Johnny: Well, I suppose it was so dark that I didn’t notice the other.
媽媽：約翰尼，我今天早上在櫥子里放了兩塊點(diǎn)心?，F(xiàn)在就剩下一塊了。你能解釋一下嗎?
約翰尼：嗯，我想是因?yàn)槔锩嫣谖覜]看到另外那塊。
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