經(jīng)典英文笑話小故事大全
英語(yǔ)笑話是日常生活中常見(jiàn)的現(xiàn)象,被廣泛應(yīng)用于電視劇、電影、小品和其他娛樂(lè)節(jié)目中。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了經(jīng)典英文笑話小故事，歡迎閱讀!
經(jīng)典英文笑話小故事：Two Pieces of Cake
Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?
Mom: Certainly----take this piece and cut it two!
兩塊蛋糕
湯姆：媽媽，我可以吃兩塊蛋糕嗎?
媽媽：當(dāng)然可以----拿這塊蛋糕把它切成兩塊吧!
經(jīng)典英文笑話小故事：Clean Glass
Joe and Fred were helping to build a house in a village. The weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past twelve, they were very thirsty, so they stopped work to have their lunch. They found the nearest small bar, went in and sat down with their sandwiches.
"Good afternoon, gentlemen. What can I get you?" the man behind the bar asked.
Joe looked at Fred and said, "Beer, I think. Yes, a pint of beer each. Is that all right for you, Fred?"
"Yes, that's all right." Fred said. Then he turned to the man behind the bar and said, "And I want it in a clean glass! Don't forget that."
The man behind the bar filled the glasses and brought them to Joe and Fred. Then he said. "Which of you asked for the clean glass?"
干凈的杯子
喬和佛瑞德在一個(gè)村子里幫忙蓋一間房子。天氣很暖和，到處都有許多灰塵。12點(diǎn)半的時(shí)候，他們覺(jué)得非?？诳?，便停下來(lái)去吃午飯了。他們找到最近的一家酒吧，走進(jìn)去坐下吃他們的三文治。
“下午好，先生。你們想要點(diǎn)什么?”柜臺(tái)后面的伺應(yīng)問(wèn)道。
喬看了看佛瑞德說(shuō)：“我想，啤酒吧。對(duì)了，每人一品脫啤酒。這樣可以嗎，佛瑞德?”
“好的，可以。”佛瑞德說(shuō)。然后他轉(zhuǎn)過(guò)去跟柜臺(tái)后面的伺應(yīng)說(shuō)：“我要啤酒裝在一個(gè)干凈的杯子里!別忘了。”
柜臺(tái)后面的伺應(yīng)倒?jié)M杯子后，拿給喬和佛瑞德，接著說(shuō)：“剛才哪一位要干凈的杯子的?”
經(jīng)典英文笑話小故事：Sunset
Father: This is the sunset my daughter painted. She studied painting abroad, you know.
Friend: Ah, that accounts for it! I never saw a sunset like that in this country.
日落
父親：這幅《日落》是我女兒畫的，你知道，她曾在國(guó)外學(xué)過(guò)畫畫。
朋友：啊，怪不得!我在本國(guó)還從來(lái)沒(méi)有見(jiàn)過(guò)這樣的日落。
經(jīng)典英文笑話小故事：Guns Buried in the Garden
An old man lived alone in Northern Ireland. His only son was in
prison. The old man wanted to plant some potatoes in his garden but he didn't know anyone who would help him plow up the garden.
He wrote to his son about it, and received this reply, "For HEAVENS SAKE, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the GUNS!"
At 4 AM the next morning, a dozen British soldiers showed up and dug up the entire garden, but didn't find any guns.
Confused, the man wrote to his son telling him what happened and asking him what to do next.
His son's reply was: "Just plant your potatoes."
埋在花園里的槍
一個(gè)老人獨(dú)居在北愛(ài)爾蘭，他的獨(dú)生子正在坐牢。老人想在花園里種些土豆，但不知道誰(shuí)可以幫忙把泥土翻松。他寫信想兒子提及此事，兒子回信說(shuō)道：“看在上帝的面上，千萬(wàn)不要翻松花園的泥土，我把槍埋在那兒了。”
第二天凌晨4點(diǎn)，一隊(duì)英國(guó)士兵出現(xiàn)在老人家中，在花園把土地翻遍，但并沒(méi)有找到任何槍支。”
老人寫信告訴兒子這件奇怪的事情，問(wèn)到底發(fā)生了什么事情，下一步應(yīng)該怎么做。
兒子回信道：“你只管種土豆好了。”
經(jīng)典英文笑話小故事：Reason of Punishment
One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."
The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this! By the way, what was it that you didn't do?"
The little girl replied, "My homework."
懲罰的原因
一天，小女孩從學(xué)?；氐郊依?，對(duì)媽媽說(shuō)：“媽媽，今天在學(xué)校里我因?yàn)橐患覜](méi)有做的事情而受到懲罰。”
媽媽激動(dòng)地說(shuō)：“那真是太可怕了!我要跟你的老師好好談一談，對(duì)了，你沒(méi)有做過(guò)的那件事是什么?”
小女孩回答說(shuō)：“我的家庭作業(yè)。”
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