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關(guān)于一年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話：誰(shuí)在打架
Who was fighting
Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?
Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight.
Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting?
Freddie: Me and Jackie Smith.
關(guān)于一年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話：驅(qū)蠅妙招
The way to keep away flies
There was a customer who came and asked a waiter in a cafeteria: "Oh, tell me, Susan, how do you keep all the flies out of your coffee shop?"
So she said: "I just let the flies taste the stuff."
關(guān)于一年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話：如何致富
How to become rich
Little brother: I saw you kiss my sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.
Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.
Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month.
關(guān)于一年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話：他們?nèi)佳退懒?/h2>
They're all drowned
The great painter was asked one day to paint a picture of Pharaoh crossing the Red Sea. A little while after the picture had been commenced, a hitch arose over the fee, and Hogarth found that he would have to complete the commission for about half the sum he expected. When the work was completed, the patron was asked to come and inspect it. As a matter of fact, the picture was just one daub of brilliant red.
"What's this?" exclaimed the purchaser. "I asked for the Red Sea, on the occasion of the celebrated passage."
"That's it," replied Hogarth.
"But, where are the Israelites?"
"They are all gone over."
"Where are the Egyptians?"
"They're all drowned."
注：《出埃及記》中記載，耶和華要懲罰法老王的剛硬，于是連降下十個(gè)災(zāi)禍，直到埃及人屈服。法老敵不過(guò)神，就答應(yīng)釋放以色列人，但以色列人剛離開(kāi)埃及不久，法老又轉(zhuǎn)意，并派兵追擊以色列人。神再一次施展大能，使以色列人越過(guò)紅海，埃及人追趕至海中央就被海水淹沒(méi)。
hitch: 故障，障礙
daub: 涂抹，涂料
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關(guān)于一年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話：Clever dog
A little boy was practicing his violin, while his father sat reading the newspaper. The family dog began to howl along dismally.
Finally, the father could endure the combination no more and said, "Can't you play something the dog doesn't know?"
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