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　　關于小學英語笑話：When he grows up

　　A father is asked by his friend, "Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?"

　　"Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector," replied the boy's father.

　　His friend thought for a moment and responded, "That's a rather strange ambition to have for a career."

　　"Well," said the boy's father, "he thinks that garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays!"

　　關于小學英語笑話：He Won

　　Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?

　　Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.

　　Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?

　　Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.

　　關于小學英語笑話：The teacher's pest

　　老師的調(diào)皮學生

　　It is June. The sun is in the sky, it is immense hot.

　　Josie is bored with school. She prefers to be at the beach with the tide.

　　She cannot sit in her seat. She cannot stop talking.

　　While the teacher writes on the board, Josie gets up and talks to one of her intimate friends. The teacher, Mr. Rolla, hears the noise and says. "Josie, sit down and be quiet." Josie sits down. Mr. Rolla continues with the lessons. Josie gets up and talks to another friend. "Sit down and be quiet. " Says Mr. Rolla. He is very annoyed with her. Josie continues talking.

　　"O.K." Mr. Rolla gets furious. "If you want to talk. Then come to the front of the classroom and be the teacher."

　　"All right, " agrees Josie. She comes to the front of the classroom and says, "Quiet, everyone. I am a new teacher, and I say class dismissed."

　　六月，太陽高掛天空，天氣非常炎熱。

　　朱絲對上課很厭煩，她更想在海灘觀看潮起潮落。

　　她在座位上坐不住，不停地講話。

　　當老師在黑板上寫字時，朱絲站起來和一個朋友說話，瑞拉老師聽到了，就說：“朱絲，坐下，安靜點。”朱絲坐下來，老師繼續(xù)講課，朱絲又站起來和另一個朋友說話。“坐下，安靜點。”可是朱絲又站起來說話，他生氣了。

　　“如果你想說話，到教師前面來說話吧，你當老師吧。”老師憤怒地說。

　　“好的，”朱絲說。她走到教室前說：“安靜點，同學們，我是新老師，現(xiàn)在下課。”

　　關于小學英語笑話：Clever Bobby 聰明的博比

　　Brown was very proud of his young son. Once he was talking to a visitor, telling the man how clever his son was.

　　"The boy is only two years old," he said, "and knows all animals. He's going to be a great naturalist. Here, let me show you."

　　He took a book of natural history from the bookshelf, placed Bobby on his knee, opened the book and showed him a picture of a giraffe(長頸鹿).

　　"What's that, Bobby?"

　　"Horsey," said Bobby. Next of a tiger was shown, and Bobby said, "Pussy." Then Brown showed Bobby a picture of lion, and Bobby said, "Doggy." And when a picture of a chimpanzee was shown, Bobby said, "Daddy!"

　　布朗非常欣賞他的小兒子。一次他和一位客人聊他的兒子有多聰明。 布朗說：“他只有兩歲，就認識所有的動物了。他長大一定會是一個出色的自然學家。來，我讓你看看。”

　　他從書架上拿下一本自然書，把博比抱到膝上，打開書。指著一張長頸鹿的畫片。

　　“博比，這是什么?” “馬馬，”博比回答。 他又指了一張老虎的畫片，博比回答說：“貓咪。” 然后布朗又指了一張獅子的畫片，博比說：“狗狗。” 他又指了一張黑猩猩的畫片，博比說：“爸爸!”

　　關于小學英語笑話：The Code Word Is...

　　A husband and wife decided they needed to use a code word to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word "typewriter."

　　One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter."

　　The child told her mom what her dad said and her mother responded, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now because there's a red ribbon in the typewriter."

　　The child went back to tell her father what mommy had said.

　　A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now."

　　The child told her father, and then returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand."

　　
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