有關(guān)于英語(yǔ)版笑話選集
有關(guān)于英語(yǔ)版笑話選集
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有關(guān)于英語(yǔ)版笑話：Old photo album
A mother and her daughter where looking through an old photo album, when the mother pointed out an old picture of herself and a very handsome, muscular young man with curly auburn hair.
"Who's that?" the little girl asked her mother.
"That's your father." the mother answered proudly.
"Oh...Then who's that fat bald guy who lives with us?"
有關(guān)于英語(yǔ)版笑話：Knights & Nights 黑暗時(shí)代
Teacher: Why do we sometimes call the Middle Ages the Dark Ages?
Betty: Because they had so many knights.
老師：為什么有時(shí)我們稱中世紀(jì)為黑暗時(shí)代呢?
貝蒂：因?yàn)槟菚r(shí)有許多騎士。
有關(guān)于英語(yǔ)版笑話：Sharing the Apples 分蘋(píng)果
Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. Share them with your sister, she said.
So Harry gave the small one to his little sister and started touching into the large one.
Cor! said his sister, If Mum had given them to me I'd have given you the large one and had the small one myself.
Well, said Harry, that's what you've got, so what are you worrying about?
媽媽給了哈里兩個(gè)蘋(píng)果，一個(gè)大一點(diǎn)，另一個(gè)小點(diǎn)兒。跟妹妹分著吃。媽媽說(shuō)。
所以，哈里就把小個(gè)的給了妹妹，自己開(kāi)始啃那個(gè)大個(gè)的。
哼，妹妹說(shuō)，如果媽媽給了我，我會(huì)把大的給你，把小的留給自己的。
對(duì)呀，哈里說(shuō)，你拿到的不就是小的嗎?還著什么急呀?
有關(guān)于英語(yǔ)版笑話：Give Me a Dollar 給我一塊錢
Son: Dad, give me a dime.
Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes?
Son: I guess you're right, Dad. Give me a dollar, will you?
兒子：爸爸，給我一角錢。
父親：兒子，你不認(rèn)為你已經(jīng)長(zhǎng)大了，不該再老是一角一角地要錢了，不是嗎?
兒子：爸爸，我想你是對(duì)的，那給我一塊錢行嗎?
有關(guān)于英語(yǔ)版笑話：Don't argue with the children
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because, even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "Well, when I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, sarcastically, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
一個(gè)小女孩和她的老師在說(shuō)鯨魚(yú)。
老師說(shuō)，鯨魚(yú)不可能吞了一個(gè)人，因?yàn)椋词惯@是一個(gè)非常大的哺乳動(dòng)物，它的喉嚨是非常校
小女孩說(shuō)，約拿被一條鯨魚(yú)吞噬。
老師惱火的重申鯨魚(yú)不能吞下一個(gè)人身體是不可能的。
小女孩說(shuō)， "好吧，當(dāng)我到達(dá)天堂，我會(huì)問(wèn)約拿" 。
老師問(wèn)，反譏道： "什么，如果約拿到地獄呢" ?
小女孩回答說(shuō)： "那你問(wèn)他" 。
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