五年級英語笑話帶翻譯閱讀
笑話是快樂的起點(diǎn)，假話是美麗的謊言，閑話是生活的體驗(yàn)，情話是愛情的貢獻(xiàn)，無論壓力有多大，你都能找到快樂的根源。愿你天天有一個(gè)好的心情!小編精心收集了五年級英語笑話帶翻譯，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!
五年級英語笑話帶翻譯：The Hole in the Ground
There was once a farmer who lived near a road.It was not a busy road, but from time to time,cars passed the farm.
Near the farm gate, there was a large hole in the road.This hole was always full of water,and the drivers of the cars could not see how deep the hole was. They thought it was probablyshallow.Then when they drove into the hole, they could not drive out because it was so deep .
The farmer did not spend much time working on his farm. He spent most of it watching thehole.When a car drove into it, he pulled the car out with his tractor and charged the driver a lotof money for doing this.
One day, the driver of a car said to him, "You must make a lot of money pulling cars out ofthis hole night and day."
"Oh, no, " the farmer said." I don' t pull cars out of the hole at night. At night I fill the holewith water."
從前，有個(gè)農(nóng)夫住在馬路邊上。這不是個(gè)繁忙的路段，偶爾有汽車從農(nóng)場路過。
就在農(nóng)場大門的旁邊，路當(dāng)中有個(gè)大坑。坑里總是充滿了水，汽車司機(jī)根本看不出坑有多深。他們會(huì)以為很淺。司機(jī)們一旦把車開進(jìn)坑里，就別想再開出來，因?yàn)榭犹盍恕?/p>
農(nóng)夫也不怎么在農(nóng)場里干活，大部分時(shí)間他都在注視著這個(gè)坑。當(dāng)一個(gè)汽車開進(jìn)坑里，他就用他的拖拉機(jī)把它拉上來，然后為此向司機(jī)索要很多錢。
一天，一位汽車司機(jī)對他說：“你日日夜夜把汽車往外拉，肯定掙了很多錢。”
“哦，不，”農(nóng)夫說，“我夜里不干這活兒，夜里我得朝這坑里注水。”
五年級英語笑話帶翻譯：海軍軍官候補(bǔ)生
One of my fellow midshipmen at the U. S. Naval Academy was performing poorly in class and reported to his company officer for counseling., "Your marks are deplorable!" the officer scolded. "Is there a problem-that has kept you from studies?"
"No, sir," the midshipman replied. "I have no idea what the problem is. I study the notes I take, and I'm never late to class. I don't even talk in class, but for some reason my professors don't seem to like me.
The officer sat back and thought. Then he asked, "Do you get enough sleep?"
My classmate replied, "Sir, do you mean at night or in class?"
海軍軍官候補(bǔ)生
我們在美國海軍學(xué)院軍官候補(bǔ)生中有一個(gè)同伴，他的學(xué)業(yè)很差。他到連隊(duì)軍官那兒尋求安慰。“你的成績糟透了，”軍官責(zé)備他說，“是否你的學(xué)習(xí)中存在什么問題?”
“沒有哇，先生，”候補(bǔ)生回答說，“我搞不清楚是什么問題。我讀我的筆記，上課從不遲到。甚至上課從不講話，但不知怎么搞的，教授們好像都不喜歡我。”
軍官向后一靠，想了想。然后問道：“你睡眠充足嗎?”
我同學(xué)回答說：“先生，你說的是夜里還是課堂上?”
五年級英語笑話帶翻譯：The Story of a Snail
When a snail crossed the road, he was run over by a turtle. Regaining consciousness in theemergency room, he was asked what caused the accident.
"I really can't remember," the snail replied. "You see, it all happened so fast."
蝸牛的故事
一個(gè)蝸牛過馬路，被一個(gè)烏龜從身上碾過。在急救室里它恢復(fù)了知覺，有的人問它事故是怎樣發(fā)生的。
“我記不起來了，”蝸?；卮鹫f，“你瞧，一切發(fā)生得都太快了。”
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