英文笑話大全帶翻譯閱讀
犯二的姑娘也會(huì)慢慢變成琢磨柴米油鹽的人妻，這個(gè)過(guò)程或許會(huì)有摩擦，或許會(huì)鬧笑話，或許會(huì)有點(diǎn)漫長(zhǎng)，但確實(shí)是一直朝著這個(gè)方向的。知道這一點(diǎn)，真是件讓人開(kāi)心的事。本文是英文笑話大全帶翻譯，希望對(duì)大家有幫助!
英文笑話大全帶翻譯：學(xué)小提琴的妙用
"Daddy, can I learn to play the violin?" young Sarah asked her father. She was always askingfor things and her father was not very pleased.
"You cost me a lot of money, Sarah," he said. "First you wanted to learn horse riding, thendancing, then swimming. Now it's the violin.
"I'll play every day ,Daddy." Sarah said. "I'll try very hard.
"All right," her father said. "This is what I'll do. I'll pay for you to have lessons for six weeks.At the end of six weeks you must play something for me. If you play well, you can have morelessons. If you play badly, I will stop the lessons."
"0K. Daddy," Sarah said. "That is fair."
He soon found a good violin teacher and Sarah began her lessons. The teacher was veryexpensive, but her father kept his promise.
The six weeks passed quickly. The time came for Sarah to play for her father.
She went to the living room and said, "I'm ready to play for you, Daddy.
"Fine, Sarah," her father said. "Begin."
She began to play. She played very badly. She made a terrible noise.
Her father had one of his friends with him, and the friend put his hands over his ears.
When Sarah finished, her father said, "Well done, Sarah. You can have more lessons."
Sarah ran happily out of the room. Her father's friend turned to him. "You've spent a lot ofmoney, but she still plays very badly. he said.
"Well, that's true," her father said. "But since she started learning the violin I've been ableto buy five apartments in this build very cheaply. In another six weeks I'll own the wholebuilding!"
“爸爸，我能學(xué)拉小提琴嗎?”小莎拉問(wèn)她的父親。她總是要東西，因此她爸爸很不高興。
“你花了我很多錢(qián)，莎拉，”他說(shuō)，“開(kāi)始你想學(xué)騎馬，然后想學(xué)跳舞，然后是游泳。現(xiàn)在又想學(xué)拉小提琴。”
“我會(huì)每天都拉的，爸爸，”莎拉說(shuō)，“我會(huì)認(rèn)真練的。”
“好吧，”她爸爸說(shuō)。“下面是我要做的：我會(huì)為你付六個(gè)星期的小提琴課的錢(qián)，六個(gè)星期后你必須拉首曲子給我聽(tīng)。如果你拉得很好，你可以繼續(xù)上小提琴課，要是你拉得很差，你就不要再學(xué)了。”
“行。爸爸，”莎拉說(shuō)，“這很公平。”
他很快就找到了一個(gè)好的小提琴老師，莎拉就開(kāi)始學(xué)拉提琴了。盡管學(xué)費(fèi)很高，但她爸爸遵守了諾言。
六個(gè)星期很快就過(guò)去了。該莎拉拉提琴給爸爸聽(tīng)了。
她走進(jìn)起居室說(shuō)：“我準(zhǔn)備好拉提琴給你聽(tīng)了。”
“好哇，莎拉，”她爸爸說(shuō)。“開(kāi)始吧。”
她開(kāi)始拉了。她拉得很差，發(fā)出了可怕的嗓音。她爸爸身旁有位朋友，朋友用手捂著耳朵。
莎拉拉完一曲，她父親說(shuō)：“拉得好，莎拉。你可以繼續(xù)學(xué)琴了。”
莎拉高興地跑出門(mén)去。她父親的朋友對(duì)他說(shuō)：“你已經(jīng)花了不少錢(qián)了，但她還是拉得很差。”
“噢，的確如此，”她爸爸說(shuō)，“但自從她開(kāi)始學(xué)小提琴，我就可以很便宜地買(mǎi)下這幢樓的五個(gè)公寓。再過(guò)六周，我就可以擁有整幢樓啦!”
英文笑話大全帶翻譯：誰(shuí)的兒子最偉大
The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "My son is amonsignor," said the first proud woman. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello,Monsignor'."
The second mother went on, "My son is a bishop. When he enters a room, people say,'Hello, Your Excellency'."
"My son is a cardinal." continued the next one. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello,Your Eminence'.
" The fourth mother thought for a moment. "My son is six-foot-ten and weighs 300pounds, " she said. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Oh, my God'!"
四位牧師的母親聚到一起談?wù)撍齻兊膬鹤印?ldquo;我的兒子是個(gè)教士，”第一位母親自豪地說(shuō)道，“他進(jìn)入房間，人們都說(shuō)，‘您好，閣下’。”
第二為母親說(shuō)：“我的兒子是位主教。他進(jìn)入房間，人們都稱，‘您好，大人’。”
“我的兒子是位紅衣主教，”第三位母親接著說(shuō)，“他走進(jìn)房間，人們都說(shuō)，‘您好，尊敬的主教大人’。”
第四位母親略思片刻。“我的兒子身高六英尺十，體重三百磅，”她說(shuō)，“他要是走入房間，人們都說(shuō)‘哦，我的上帝!’”
英文笑話大全帶翻譯：我叔叔是幾月走的
When Jack bowed to someone, he always did it at lightening speed. You shouldn't wait anylonger after he has had his head nod. So he was blamed for no manners. Then somewarmhearted men taught him, "When you bow to somebody next time, you can count'January, February, March. until December. Then you can lift your body up. Thus, theceremony will be perfect.
The next day, he met his uncle, he did as the men told him. The bow was so long that itmade his uncle feel surprised and escaped away soon . When Jack looked up, he found his unclegone . So he asked the passer, "Which month did he go away?"
杰克給人鞠躬，飛快地一點(diǎn)頭，就算完了。大家都怪他不懂禮貌。于是便有好心的人教他說(shuō)，“下次鞠躬的時(shí)候，你就在心里數(shù)：正月、二月、……一直數(shù)到十二月為止，然后再直起身來(lái)。這樣，禮節(jié)就周全了。”
第二天，杰克見(jiàn)到他的叔叔，他便如法炮制。這躬鞠得太久，叔叔吃了一驚，趕緊逃開(kāi)了。杰克抬頭一看，其叔早已不知去向，他便問(wèn)過(guò)路人：“我叔叔是幾月走的?”
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