有關(guān)英語笑話小故事
做事情要靈活,不能死搬教條,不然就會鬧出“鄭人買履”那樣的笑話。本文是有關(guān)英語笑話小故事，希望對大家有幫助!
有關(guān)英語笑話小故事：最喜歡哪種鳥
In class, the teacher showed pictures of various birds.
課堂上，老師在展示各種各樣鳥的圖片。
Then he asked, "What kinds of bird do you like best, Jack?"
然后他問:"杰克，你最喜歡哪種鳥?"
Jack answered, "Fried chicken, sir."
杰克回答說:"老師，炸雞"
有關(guān)英語笑話小故事：三聲口哨
I promised my girlfriend a gold necklace for her birthday,
我答應過我的女朋友過生日進送她一條金項鏈,
but when the jeweler quoted a price for one we liked, I let out a long, low whistle.
可是當珠寶商報出我們看中的那條項鏈的價格時，我低低地打了個長口哨。
"And how much are they then?" I asked, pointing to another tray.
“那這條項鏈多少錢呢?”我指著另一個盤子里的項鏈問。
"You, sir," replied the jeweler, "about three whistles."
“先生，對你來說，”珠寶商答道，“大約值三聲口哨。”
有關(guān)英語笑話小故事：我丈夫馬上就要回來了
A married man was visiting his "girlfriend" when she requested that he shave his beard.
一個已婚男人去拜訪他的“女朋友”時，女朋友要求他剃去胡須。
"Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face."
“噢，詹姆斯，我喜歡你的胡子，但我更喜歡看到你英俊的面孔。”
James replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it, she would kill me!!"
詹姆斯回答說，“我的妻子喜歡我的胡子，所以我不可能剃掉它，否則她會殺了我的。”
"Oh please?" the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice...
“噢，我求你了，”女朋友用一種低沉的、性感的聲音又一次說道。
"Oh really, I can't," he replies..."My wife loves this beard!!"
“可是，我不能，”他回答道，“我的妻子喜歡這胡子。”
The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighs and finally gives in.
在女朋友再三請求下，他終于屈服同意了。
That night James crawls into bed with his wife while she was sleeping.
夜里，在妻子熟睡時，詹姆斯爬上了床。
The wife is awakened somewhat, feels his face and replies "Oh Michael, you shouldn't be here,my husband will be home soon!"
妻子朦朦朧朧地摸了摸他的臉說道，“噢，邁克爾，你不應該在這里，我的丈夫很快就要回來了。”
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