有關(guān)英語笑話帶翻譯
我們要言談文雅,彬彬有禮,不可說些不成體統(tǒng)的話,以免被人笑話。本文是有關(guān)英語笑話帶翻譯，希望對大家有幫助!
有關(guān)英語笑話帶翻譯：一個吝嗇鬼的邀請
The notorious cheap skate explaining to a friend how to find his apartment. He said. ″Come upto 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open. Push with your foot.″
一個出了名的吝嗇鬼在向一個朋友解釋怎么找到他家時說：“你上到五樓，找中間那個門，然后用你的胳膊肘按門鈴。門開了之后，再用你的腳把門推開。”
″Why use my elbow and foot?″″Well. Gosh,″ was the reply. ″You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?″
“為什么要用我的肘和腳呢?”“你的雙手得拿禮物啊。天哪，你總不會空著手來吧?”吝嗇鬼回答。
有關(guān)英語笑話帶翻譯：遲鈍的老公
Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a specialoccasion.
婚后已久，我丈夫往往在一個特別事情上需要委婉的提醒。
On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted,Honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years?
在我們結(jié)婚35周年紀(jì)念的早上，我們正坐在早餐桌旁，我暗示道：親愛的，你意識到我們在這兩個相同的座位上已坐了整整35年了嗎?
Putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said, So, you want to switch seats?
他放下報紙，眼睛直直地望著我：因此，你想交換座位嗎?
有關(guān)英語笑話帶翻譯：催命理發(fā)員
Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in?
理發(fā)員：你進來時是不是系著紅圍巾?
Customer: No.
顧客：沒有呀。
Barber: Oh, then I must have cut your throat.
理發(fā)員：噢，那我肯定弄破了你的喉嚨。
有關(guān)英語笑話帶翻譯：緊遵醫(yī)囑
Brown: I'm sorry to see you so unwell. Have you seen the doctor?
布朗：看到你身體這樣不好真讓人難過。你去看醫(yī)生了嗎?
Jack: Yes. I'm having three baths a day.
杰克：看過了，我現(xiàn)在一天洗三次澡。
Brown: What for?
布朗：為什么?
Jack: Don't know, doctor's orders. He gave me some medicine and told me to follow thedirections on the bottle, which read:" One tablespoonful to be taken three times a day in water."
杰克：我也不知道，這是醫(yī)生的囑咐。他給了我一些藥并告訴我要按照藥瓶上的說明去做。說明上面寫著“一天三次在水中服一湯匙。”
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