英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯短文故事閱讀
英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯短文故事閱讀
在交際場(chǎng)合,能恰到好處地講個(gè)笑話或自創(chuàng)一個(gè)幽默,不僅可以體現(xiàn)自己的語(yǔ)言水平,還可以提升個(gè)人魅力。本文是英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯短文故事，希望對(duì)大家有幫助!
英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯短文故事：I am Peas
Access to a reporter to go to the North Pole 100 penguins. He asked the first penguins to his usual interest is. The first penguin says: eat, sleep, play Peas. Puzzled reporter asked to say what is playing Peas ah? Bird Penguin said nothing and left.
一位記者要去北極訪問(wèn)100只企鵝.。他就問(wèn)第一只企鵝他平時(shí)的興趣是什么。第一只企鵝說(shuō)：吃飯、睡覺(jué)、打豆豆。 記者疑惑的問(wèn)說(shuō)什么是打豆豆啊?那只企鵝沒(méi)說(shuō)什么就走了。
The reporter thought: Well, do not speak do not speak. He also visited the second penguins usually interested in what it is. The second penguin says: eat, sleep, play Peas. Pound, how is playing? Reporters and thinking to himself.
那位記者想：好吧，不講就不講。他又訪問(wèn)第二只企鵝它平時(shí)的興趣是什么。第二只企鵝說(shuō)：吃飯、睡覺(jué)、打豆豆。怎麼又是打咚咚?記者在心里嘀咕著。
One after another from access to the first 99 penguins to their usual interest in penguins are “eating, sleeping, playing Peas.” Until the 100 penguins. He said you asked the usual interests? 100 penguins: eat, sleep. Journalists find it very strange and asked it: “how do you do not play Peas?” 100 penguins: “Because I’m Peas ah.”
接二連三的從訪問(wèn)第一只企鵝到第99只企鵝它們平時(shí)的興 趣都是“吃飯、睡覺(jué)、打豆豆”。直到第100只企鵝。記者問(wèn)他說(shuō)你平時(shí)的興趣是什么? 第100只企鵝：吃飯、睡覺(jué)。 記者覺(jué)得很奇怪，便問(wèn)它：“你怎么不打豆豆呢?” 第100只企鵝：“因?yàn)槲揖褪嵌苟拱 ?rdquo;
英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯短文故事：你等著發(fā)工資吧
If you are alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder.If you want ahug, I'll be your pillow.
如果你感到孤獨(dú)，我做你的影子。如果你想哭泣，我做你的肩膀。如果你想要擁抱，我做你的枕頭。
If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile. If you need money...wait for your salary.
如果你想要快樂(lè)，我做你的微笑。如果你想要錢……等著發(fā)工資吧!
英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯短文故事：放屁的問(wèn)題
A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, "Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but itdoesn't really bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact,I've farted(放屁) at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. You didn't know I wasfarting because they don't smell and are silent."
有位小老太太去看醫(yī)生：“醫(yī)生，我有愛(ài)放屁的毛病。其實(shí)也不是大問(wèn)題，只是我放屁不臭而且沒(méi)聲音。事實(shí)上，我在這里已經(jīng)放了20多個(gè)屁，但是你并不知道對(duì)吧，因?yàn)槲业钠ú怀?，而且還沒(méi)聲音。”
The doctor says, "I see. Here's a prescription. Take these pills 3 times a day for seven daysand come back to see me next week."The next week the lady goes back.
醫(yī)生說(shuō)：“好的，我明白了。吃這個(gè)藥片，一天三次連續(xù)吃七天，下星期你再來(lái)。”
"Doctor," she says, "I don't know what the hell you gave me, but now my farts ... although stillsilent... stink terribly."The doctor says, "Good! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses(鼻竇) ,let's start working on your hearing."
一星期后老太太來(lái)了，“醫(yī)生，你到底給的我什么藥，現(xiàn)在我放屁還是沒(méi)聲音，但是怎么這么臭!”醫(yī)生說(shuō)：“太好了!你的嗅覺(jué)正常了，現(xiàn)在開始治聽覺(jué)。”
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