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簡(jiǎn)短英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)帶翻譯：The poor husband
"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to hisfriend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me forhalf an hour why my answer is wrong.
“你根本無(wú)法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的難，”一個(gè)男人對(duì)他的朋友訴苦說(shuō)，“她問(wèn)我一個(gè)問(wèn)題，然后自己回答了，過(guò)后又花半個(gè)小時(shí)跟我解釋為什么我的答案是錯(cuò)的。”
簡(jiǎn)短英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)帶翻譯：心臟移植
A man needing a heart transplant is told by his doctor that the only heart available is that of a sheep .
有一名需要心臟移植的男子被他的醫(yī)生告知，唯一可用的心臟就是一只羊的心臟。
The man finally agrees and the doctor transplants the sheep heart into the man.
這名男子最后同意了，醫(yī)生就將羊鵑心臟移植到這名男子身上。
A few days after the operation,the man comes in for a checkup.
就在手術(shù)后幾天，這名男子前來(lái)接受身體檢查。
The doctor asks him "How are you feeling?"
醫(yī)生問(wèn)他：“你現(xiàn)在感覺(jué)怎么樣呀?”
The man replies"Not B-A-A-A-A-D!"
這名男子回答說(shuō)：“還不錯(cuò)、錯(cuò)、錯(cuò)、錯(cuò)、錯(cuò)。”
簡(jiǎn)短英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)帶翻譯：厲害的產(chǎn)品說(shuō)明
A:How come foreign language instructions on products are only half as long as those inEnglish?
A:外語(yǔ)的產(chǎn)品說(shuō)明怎么只有一半，只要那些英語(yǔ)嗎?
B:They don’t have as many lawyers suing the manufacturers as we do.
B:他們沒(méi)有像我們一樣找許多律師起訴制造商。
簡(jiǎn)短英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)帶翻譯：從沙發(fā)上醒來(lái)
A:Why in the world would a dog come to see a psychiatrist?
A:為什么世界上還會(huì)有狗去看精神病醫(yī)生呢?
B:For one thing, we don’t yell at them for getting up on the couch.
B:第一，你沒(méi)有對(duì)他吼過(guò)從沙發(fā)上醒來(lái)。
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