英語(yǔ)笑話故事帶翻譯
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英語(yǔ)笑話故事帶翻譯1
爺爺給我付賬
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"
"Only one kiss per yard," replied the male clerk with a smirk. "That's fine," said the girl. "I'll take ten yards."
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, then teasingly held it out.
The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old geezer standing beside her, and smiled, "Grandpa will pay the bill."
一個(gè)漂亮的女孩走到百貨公司的布料柜臺(tái)，說(shuō)：“我想要買(mǎi)這種料子來(lái)做一條新裙子，多少錢(qián)?”
“每碼只需要一個(gè)吻。”男售貨員說(shuō)著，帶著奸笑的表情“很好，”女孩說(shuō)，“我要十碼。”
帶著期待的表情，售貨員很快地量好了布料，包裹好，一臉奸笑地送了過(guò)來(lái)。
女孩很快收起了包裹，微笑著指向了一個(gè)站在她身邊的老頭：“爺爺給我付賬。”
英語(yǔ)笑話故事帶翻譯2
Tommy: "How is your little brother, Johnny?"
湯米：“約翰，你的弟弟好嗎?”
Johnny: "He is ill in bed. He hurt himself."
約翰尼：“他生病臥床了，他傷著了自己。”
Tommy: "That's too bad. How did that happen?"
湯米：“太糟了。是怎么回事?”
Johnny: "We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won."
約翰尼：’我們做游戲，看誰(shuí)能把身子探出窗外最遠(yuǎn)，結(jié)果他贏了。”
英語(yǔ)笑話故事帶翻譯3
Kate: "Do we close the door every day?"
凱特：“媽媽?zhuān)覀兠刻礻P(guān)門(mén)嗎?”
Mum: "Certainly."
媽媽?zhuān)?ldquo;當(dāng)然關(guān)了。”
Kate: "How can my dream come true?"
凱特：“那我的夢(mèng)怎么能進(jìn)來(lái)呢?”
英語(yǔ)笑話故事帶翻譯4
“How much is the movie ticket?"
“電影票多少錢(qián)一張?”
"Ten kops, kid."
“10戈比，孩子。”
"I only have five kops. Please let me in. I'll see it only with one eye."
“我只有5戈比。請(qǐng)讓我進(jìn)去吧。我只用一只眼睛看。”
英語(yǔ)笑話故事帶翻譯5
“Mama, do people change from monkeys?"
“媽媽?zhuān)耸菑暮镒幼冞^(guò)來(lái)的嗎?”
"Yeah."
“是的。”
"Oh, no wonder monkeys are getting fewer and fewer."
“噢，難怪猴子越來(lái)越少了。”
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