有趣的英文笑話故事精選
有趣的英文笑話故事精選
雖然有些笑話挺好玩，但無(wú)論怎樣，這種笑話聽(tīng)了也不會(huì)想那些聽(tīng)“正常”笑話后一樣開(kāi)懷大笑，這就叫冷笑話。小編精心收集了有趣的英文笑話故事，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!
有趣的英文笑話故事：我可以回家了
One day after school the teacher said to his students，“Tomorrow morning，if any one of you can answer my first question.I'll permit him or her to go home earlier.” The next day，when the teacher came into the classroom，he found the blackboard daubed.He was very angry and asked，“Who did it?Please stand up! ” “It' s me，”said Bob，“Now，I can go home，Good-bye，Sir! ”
一天，放學(xué)以后，老師對(duì)他的學(xué)生們說(shuō)：“明天上午，如果你們當(dāng)中的任何一個(gè)同學(xué)能回答我的第一個(gè)問(wèn)題，我就準(zhǔn)許他或她最先回家。”第二天，老師走進(jìn)教室時(shí)發(fā)現(xiàn)黑板已被亂涂，他非常生氣地問(wèn)：“誰(shuí)涂的? 請(qǐng)站起來(lái)。”鮑勃說(shuō)：“先生，是我，現(xiàn)在我可以回家了，再見(jiàn)。”
有趣的英文笑話故事：無(wú)需回答
Teacher：“I have two questions，it isn't necessary to answer the second question if you know the result of the first question.How much hair do you have?”
老師：“我有兩個(gè)題目，你若能答出第一題就不需答第二題。你有多少根頭發(fā)?”
Student ：“A hundred and twenty millions.”
學(xué)生：“1.2億根。”
Teacher：“How do you know it?”
老師：“你怎么知道?”
Student：“It is not necessary to answer the second question.”
學(xué)生：“第二題不需回答。”
有趣的英文笑話故事：幽默
Mother：“Susie，every time you misbehave，I get another gray hair.”
母親：“蘇茜，每次你表現(xiàn)不好，我就多長(zhǎng)一根白頭發(fā)。”
Susie：“Gosh，mom，you must have been a terror.Just look at Grandma.”
蘇茜：“天哪，媽，那你肯定一直都表現(xiàn)很糟?？纯赐馄虐?。”
有趣的英文笑話故事：開(kāi)車
Father：“Uh，oh，I think I just made an illegal right-hand turn.”
父親：“哎呀，我剛才違規(guī)右轉(zhuǎn)彎了。”
Susie：“That' s okay，Dad，the policeman behind you just did the same thing.”
蘇茜：“沒(méi)事，爸，跟在你后面的警察也這么轉(zhuǎn)了。”
有趣的英文笑話故事：簽字
Where the Declaration of Independence was signed?
《獨(dú)立宣言》是在哪兒簽字的?
Teacher：“Who knows where the Declaration of In dependence was signed?”
老師：“誰(shuí)知道《獨(dú)立宣言》在哪兒簽字的?”
Student：“I know，I know.At the bottom of the page.”
學(xué)生：“我知道，我知道。是在那頁(yè)紙的底部。”
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