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關(guān)于高中英語(yǔ)笑話：昂貴的代價(jià)
Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.
牙科醫(yī)生：對(duì)不起，夫人，為給您的兒子拔牙，我得收二十五美元。
Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.
母親：二十五美元!可是我知道您拔一顆牙只要五美元呀?
Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office.
牙科醫(yī)生：是的。但是您兒子這么大聲地叫喚，他都嚇跑四位病人了。
關(guān)于高中英語(yǔ)笑話：新老師
George comes from school on the first of September.
George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.
I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....
9月1日， 喬治放學(xué)回到家里。
喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎? 媽媽問(wèn)。
媽媽，我不喜歡，因?yàn)樗f(shuō)3加3得6, 可后來(lái)又說(shuō)2加4也得6。
關(guān)于高中英語(yǔ)笑話：林肯過(guò)生日
Teacher: What great event happened in 1809?
老師：1809年發(fā)生了什么重大事件?
Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born.
小威利：亞伯拉罕-林肯誕生。
Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812?
老師：正確。那么1812年發(fā)生了什么重要事件呢?
Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday.
小威利：亞伯拉罕-林肯過(guò)他的三周歲生日。
關(guān)于高中英語(yǔ)笑話：你是怎樣來(lái)的?
One winter morning, an employee explained why he had shown up for work 45 minutes late. "It was so slippery out that for every step I took ahead, I slipped back two."
The boss eyed him suspiciously. "Oh, yeah? Then how did you ever get here?"
"I finally gave up," he said, "and started for home."
一個(gè)冬天的早晨，一名雇員解釋他為什么遲到了四十五分鐘才起來(lái)上班。
“外面太滑了，我每向前邁一步，就要向后退兩步。”
老板狐疑地看著他。“噢，是嗎?那你是怎樣到這里來(lái)的?”
“后來(lái)我決定放棄，”他說(shuō)，“然后我就往家里走。”
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