有趣的英語笑話帶翻譯大全
有趣的英語笑話帶翻譯大全
笑話可以讓我們對(duì)生活永遠(yuǎn)充滿熱情。生活中煩心的瑣事總是有的，看看笑話，開心一笑，煩心事就會(huì)溜走了。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了有趣的英語笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
有趣的英語笑話帶翻譯：May We Have Our Teacher Back?
能讓我們老師回去嗎?
While visiting a country school, the chairman of the Board Of Education became provoked at the noise the unruly students were making in the next room. Angrily, he opened the door and grabbed one of the taller boys who seemed to be doing most of the talking. He dragged the boy to the next room and stood him in the corner.
在訪問一聽鄉(xiāng)村學(xué)校時(shí)，教育委員會(huì)主席因?yàn)楦舯诜块g里不守規(guī)矩的學(xué)生們發(fā)出的噪音而憤怒不已。他氣憤地推開門，一把抓住一個(gè)身材較高的男生，他似乎說話最多。他拖著男生到另一個(gè)房間，并禮他他站在墻角。
A few minutes later, a small boy stuck his head in the room and pleaded, "Please, sir, may we have our teacher back?"
幾分鐘后，一個(gè)小男孩探進(jìn)頭來，懇求道:“求求您，先生，能讓我們的老師回去嗎?”
有趣的英語笑話帶翻譯：A Woman's Answer
女人的回答
A husband said to his wife, "Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish'?"
一位丈夫?qū)ζ拮诱f：“為什么上帝把女人創(chuàng)造得如此美麗卻又愚蠢呢?”
"Well," his wife answered at once. "The reason is very simple. God made us beautiful so men would love us; God made us foolish so we would marry them."
“噢，”他的妻子立刻回答道，“原因很簡單。上帝使我們?nèi)绱嗣利悾腥瞬艜?huì)愛我們。上帝使我們?nèi)绱擞薮?，我們才?huì)嫁給他們。”
有趣的英語笑話帶翻譯：A Wild Guess
大膽的猜想
Our physics professor was struggling to draw the class into discussion of Archimede's principle of water displacement. He told us that Archimede noticed that when he got into a pool at the public bathhouse, the water rose spilling over the edge. Excited at his discovery,he ran down the street yelling, "Eureka, eureka!" The professor asked if anyone knew
what that meant.
我們的物理教授千方白計(jì)地引導(dǎo)學(xué)生討論阿基米德的排水原理。他告訴我們，阿基米德去公共浴池洗澡，他進(jìn)入池子，發(fā)現(xiàn)水漲高了，溢出池沿。他對(duì)這一發(fā)現(xiàn)十分激動(dòng)，跑到街上高喊:"Eureka, eureka!”教授問我們誰知道他喊的是什么意思。
One student stood up and answered, "I'm naked! I'm naked!"
一個(gè)學(xué)生站起來答道:“我光屁股啦，我光屁股啦!”
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