關(guān)于圣誕節(jié)的英文笑話閱讀
關(guān)于圣誕節(jié)的英文笑話閱讀
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關(guān)于圣誕節(jié)的英文笑話：The thief and the judge
It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked。
"Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant。
"That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?"
"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner。
法官與小偷
那天是圣誕節(jié)，法官在審訊犯人時(shí)也有點(diǎn)惻隱之心。“你為什么而被起訴?”他問。
“采購圣誕節(jié)物品過早。”被告答。
“這不算犯法，”法官回答，“你購物多早?”
在商店開門之前，“犯人應(yīng)道。
關(guān)于圣誕節(jié)的英文笑話：christmas eve service
平安夜禮拜
just as i began my christmas eve service, the electricity in the church failed. the ushers and i found some candles and placed them around the sanctuary. then i reentered the pulpit, shuffled my notes, and muttered, "now, where was i?" a tired voice called out, "right near the end!"
就在我開始平安夜禱告時(shí)，教堂停電了。教堂里的接待人員和我找到一些蠟燭，把它們放在禮堂周圍。然后我重返講道壇，整理了一下筆記后，我說：“剛才我講到哪兒了?”傳來一陣不耐煩的聲音：“馬上就講完了!”
關(guān)于圣誕節(jié)的英文笑話：勒索圣誕樹
A boy begs his father to get him a Christmas tree this year.
一個(gè)孩子求他爸爸，說能不能今年為家里準(zhǔn)備一棵圣誕樹
Each year, the boy asks and the father tells him, "I don't want to pay for it."
小男孩每年求他爸爸得到的都是同樣的回答“我可不想為一棵樹付錢。”
But the son kept begging. Unable to bear his son's whining, he picks up his axe one day and heads out of the house.
但是小男孩不放棄的一直祈求，終于有一天，他爸被他的哀求折磨得受不了，他拿起一把斧子，直接沖出了門。
Thirty minutes later he returns with a great big Christmas tree. "How did you cut it down so fast?" his son asks.
30分鐘后，他爸爸帶著一棵超大的圣誕樹回到了加。他兒子問：“你怎么會(huì)砍得那么快?”
"I didn't cut it down," the father replies.
他爸爸回答到：“我不是砍的”
"I got it at a tree lot."
“我是從一個(gè)圣誕樹銷售中心拿的”
"Then why did you bring an axe?"
“那你為什么還要帶把斧子去呢?”
"Because I didn't want to pay."
“因?yàn)槲也幌敫跺X”
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