關(guān)于雙人英語(yǔ)冷笑話閱讀
關(guān)于雙人英語(yǔ)冷笑話閱讀
冷笑話是近幾年才出現(xiàn)的新興語(yǔ)言現(xiàn)象，它以網(wǎng)絡(luò)為主要的傳播方式。小編精心收集了關(guān)于雙人英語(yǔ)冷笑話，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!
關(guān)于雙人英語(yǔ)冷笑話：小妹妹
Nurse: Don't you like your new baby sister, Johnny?
保姆: 約翰尼，你難道不喜歡你新生的小妹妹?
Johnny: She's all right, but I wish she had been a boy. Willie Smith had got a new sister, and now he'll think I'm trying to copy him.
約翰尼: 她還可以，但要是個(gè)男孩就好了。威利·史密斯有一個(gè)新生的小妹妹?，F(xiàn)在他該認(rèn)為我又在跟他學(xué)了。
關(guān)于雙人英語(yǔ)冷笑話：你會(huì)怎么辦?
Son： Mum ,if someone broke your best. vase what would you do?
兒子：媽媽，如果有人打碎了你最好的花瓶，你會(huì)怎么辦?
Mum： I'd spank him and send him to bed without any supper!
媽媽：我要揍他，還不讓他吃晚飯就去睡覺(jué)!
Son： Well,you' d better get the slipper. Dad's just broken it !
兒子：好了，你準(zhǔn)備好拖鞋吧，爸爸剛把那只花瓶摔碎了。
關(guān)于雙人英語(yǔ)冷笑話：我沒(méi)看到它
Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johmmy,and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that?
媽媽: 約翰尼，我今天早上在櫥子里放了兩塊點(diǎn)心?，F(xiàn)在就剩下一塊了。你能解釋一下嗎?
Johnny: Well, I suppose it was so dark that I didn' t notice the other.
約翰尼: 哦，我想是因?yàn)槔锩嫣谖覜](méi)看到另外那塊。
關(guān)于雙人英語(yǔ)冷笑話：分蘋(píng)果
Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one，by his Mum. "Share them with your sister."she said.
媽媽給了哈里兩個(gè)蘋(píng)果，一個(gè)大點(diǎn)兒，另一個(gè)小點(diǎn)兒。“跟妹妹分著吃。”媽媽說(shuō)。
So Harry gave the small one to his little sister and started tucking into the large one.
所以，哈里就把小個(gè)兒的給了妹妹，自己開(kāi)始啃那個(gè)大個(gè)兒的。
"Cor! said his sister, "If Mum had given them to me I'd have given you the large one and had the small one myself.”
“哼，”妹妹說(shuō)，“如果媽媽給了我，我會(huì)把大的給你，把小的留給我自己的。”
"Well,"said Harry，"that's what you've got,so what are you worrying about?"
“對(duì)呀，”哈里說(shuō)，“你拿到的不就是小的嗎?那你還著什么急呀?”
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