關(guān)于超短的爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話精選
近年來(lái),冷笑話作為一種新興的語(yǔ)言現(xiàn)象在網(wǎng)絡(luò)、雜志上十分盛行。若要推論現(xiàn)行冷笑話的來(lái)源,或已無(wú)從考證。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了關(guān)于超短的爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話，歡迎閱讀!
關(guān)于超短的爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話篇一
He Won
他贏了
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?
湯姆：約翰尼，你的弟弟怎么了?
Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
約翰尼：他生病臥床，受傷了。
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
湯姆：真糟糕，怎么回事兒?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
約翰尼：我們做游戲，看誰(shuí)能把身子探出窗外最遠(yuǎn)，結(jié)果他贏了。
關(guān)于超短的爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話篇二
學(xué)校成績(jī)單
The father was reading the school report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son. His brow was wrathful(憤怒的) as he read,
父親在看他那滿懷希望的兒子帶回來(lái)的學(xué)校成績(jī)單。他邊看邊露出憤怒的表情：
"English, poor. French, weak. mathematics, fair." and he gave a glance of disgust at the quaking lad(少年，小伙子).
“英語(yǔ)，差;法語(yǔ)，差;數(shù)學(xué)，中。”他厭惡地瞥了在發(fā)抖的兒子一眼。
"Well, Dad." said the son, "It is not as good as it might be, but have you seen that?" And he pointed to the next line which read, "health, excellent."
“爸爸，”兒子說(shuō)，“可能成績(jī)不夠理想。但您看到那一項(xiàng)了嗎?”他指了指下一行：“健康狀況，優(yōu)。”
關(guān)于超短的爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話篇三
A physics Examination
Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.
The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?
Nick’s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.
一次物理考試
在一次物理考試時(shí)，當(dāng)同學(xué)們都還在苦思冥想時(shí)，尼克很快就答好了第一個(gè)問(wèn)題。
這個(gè)問(wèn)題是：為什么在打雷時(shí)，我們總是先看到閃電后聽(tīng)到雷聲?
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