關(guān)于爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話對(duì)話
關(guān)于爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話對(duì)話
冷笑話作為一種新興的口頭文類,有其鮮明的特色,而現(xiàn)有的定義和分類卻把冷笑話作為一種既成文本來(lái)加以分析,忽略了其生存語(yǔ)境。小編精心收集了關(guān)于爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話對(duì)話，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!
關(guān)于爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話對(duì)話篇1
Psychiatrist:What's your problem?
Patient:I think I'm a chicken.
Psychiatrist:How long has this been going on?
Patient:Ever since I was an egg!
精神病醫(yī)師：你哪里不舒服?
病人：我認(rèn)為我是一只雞.
精神病醫(yī)師：這種情況從什么時(shí)候開(kāi)始的?
病人：從我還是一只蛋的時(shí)候開(kāi)始.
關(guān)于爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話對(duì)話篇2
服務(wù)員，湯里有只蒼蠅!
對(duì)不起，先生，我弄走那三個(gè)時(shí)忘了這個(gè)。
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.
關(guān)于爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話對(duì)話篇3
服務(wù)員，湯里有只死蒼蠅!
是的，先生，是開(kāi)水殺死了它們。
Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!
Yes sir, it's the hot water that kills them.
關(guān)于爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話對(duì)話篇4
The mean man's party
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party.Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment,he said,"Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow.When the door open,push with your foot."
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
"Well,gosh," was the reply,"You're not coming empty-hangded,are you?吝嗇鬼請(qǐng)客
一個(gè)出了名的吝嗇鬼終于決定要請(qǐng)一次客了.他在向一個(gè)朋友解釋怎么找到他家時(shí)說(shuō)：“你上到五樓,找中間那個(gè)門,然后用你的胳膊肘按門鈴.門開(kāi)了之后,再用你的腳把門推開(kāi).”
“為什么要用我的肘和腳呢?”
“你的雙手得拿禮物啊.天哪,你總不會(huì)空著手來(lái)吧?”吝嗇鬼回答.
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