關(guān)于短篇英語(yǔ)笑話對(duì)話
冷笑話是一種新興的語(yǔ)言現(xiàn)象,也是一種出現(xiàn)在我們身邊的不可忽視的新的語(yǔ)言現(xiàn)象。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了關(guān)于短篇英語(yǔ)笑話對(duì)話，歡迎閱讀!
關(guān)于短篇英語(yǔ)笑話對(duì)話篇一
Old Farmer Johnson was dying.The family was standing around his bed.With a low voice he said to his wife:"When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones."
Wife:"No,I can't marry anyone after you."
Johnson:"But I want you to."
Wife:"But why?"
Johnson:"Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!"
譯文：
老農(nóng)約翰遜就要死了.他的家人都站在床邊.他聲音低沉地對(duì)妻子說(shuō)：“我死后,我想你嫁給農(nóng)夫瓊斯.”
妻子說(shuō)：“不,在你死后,我不能嫁給任何人.”
約翰遜：“但我希望你這么做.”
妻子：“為什么?”
約翰遜：“因?yàn)榄偹乖谝还P販馬的交易中欺騙了我.”
關(guān)于短篇英語(yǔ)笑話對(duì)話篇二
I'm Trying to Stop It
"Boy,why have you got cotton-wool in your ear?Is it infected?"
"No,sir,but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other ,so I am trying to stop it."
“孩子,你為什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了嗎?”
“沒(méi)有,老師.可是你昨天說(shuō)你告訴我的知識(shí)都是一個(gè)耳朵里進(jìn),一個(gè)耳朵里出,所以我要把它堵在里面.”
關(guān)于短篇英語(yǔ)笑話對(duì)話篇三
Who Is the Laziest?
Father:Well,Tom,I asked to your teacher today,and now I want to ask you a question.Who is the laziest person in your class?
Tom:I don't know,father.
Father:Oh,yes,you do!Think!When other boys and girls are doing and writing,who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?
Tom:Our teacher,father.
中文：
父親：哎,湯姆,今天我跟你們老師談過(guò),現(xiàn)在我想問(wèn)你個(gè)問(wèn)題.你們班上誰(shuí)最懶?
湯姆：我不知道,爸爸.
父親：啊,不對(duì),你知道!想想看,當(dāng)別的孩子們都在做作業(yè)、寫(xiě)字時(shí),誰(shuí)在課堂上坐著,只是看人家做功課?
湯姆：我們老師,爸爸.
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