關(guān)于經(jīng)典英文笑話簡短

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　　笑話一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一種民間口頭創(chuàng)作形式,在民間文化中以口口相傳的形式傳播。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了關(guān)于簡短經(jīng)典英文笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　關(guān)于簡短經(jīng)典英文笑話篇一

　　a problem in arithmetic

　　bill is a good student and an intelligent boy. he likes to study arithmetic, and he can do all of the arithmetic problems in his book easily.

　　one day on his way to school bill passed a fruit store. there was a sign in the window which said, "apple-six for five cents." an idea came to bill and he went into the store.

　　"how much are the apples?" he asked the store.

　　"six for five cents."

　　"but i don't want six apples."

　　"how many apples do you want?"

　　"it is not a question of how many apples i want. it is a problem in arithmetic."

　　"what do you mean by a problem in arithmetic?" asked the man.

　　"well, if six apples are wroth five cents, then five apples are worth four cents, four apples are worth three cents, three apples are worth rwo cents, two apples are worth one cent and one apple is worth nothing. i only want one apple, and if one apple is worth nothing then it is not necessary for me to pay you."

　　關(guān)于簡短經(jīng)典英文笑話篇二

　　lucky mother

　　a young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. one evening, she was giving her small daughterher tea before putting her to bed. first she gave her a slice of fresh brown bread and butter, but the child said that she did not want it like that. she asked for some jam on her bread as well.

　　her mother looked at her for a few seconds and then said, "when i was a small girl like you, lucy, i was always given either bread and butter, or bread and jam, but never bread with butter and jam.

　　lucy looked at her mother for a few moments with pity in her eyes and then said to her kindly, "aren't you pleased that you've come to live with us now?"

　　關(guān)于簡短經(jīng)典英文笑話篇三

　　i'm glad

　　a sunday-school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "now, children," she said, "has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?"

　　"please, teacher," said a small boy, "i've make someone glad yesterday."

　　well done. who was that!"

　　"my granny."

　　"good boy. now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."

　　"please, teacher, i went to see her yesterday, ad stayed with her three hours. then i said to her, 'granny, i'm going home.' and she said, 'well, i'm glad'!"

　　我很高興

　　一個(gè)主日學(xué)校的教師正在對(duì)學(xué)生講使別人高興的重要性。“聽著，孩子們，”她說，“你們當(dāng)中有誰曾讓別人高興過嗎?”

　　“我，教師，”一個(gè)小男孩說，“昨天我就使別人高興過。”

　　“做得好，是誰呢?”

　　“我奶奶。”

　　“好孩子?，F(xiàn)在告訴我們，你是怎樣使你奶奶高興的?”

　　“是這樣的，教師。昨天我去看她，在她那兒呆了三個(gè)小時(shí)。然后我對(duì)她說：‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她說：‘啊，我很高興。’”

　　
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