關(guān)于英語小笑話大全帶翻譯
近年來,冷笑話作為一種新興的語言現(xiàn)象在網(wǎng)絡(luò)、雜志上十分盛行。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了關(guān)于英語小笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
關(guān)于英語小笑話帶翻譯篇一
.The busis very crowded.Aman tries to get on,but no one gives way to him.
"Hey,let me get on the bus."the man shouts.
"It's too crowded.You'd better take the next bus."a passenger says to him.
"But you can't go withou me.I'm the driver."the man says.
公共汽車上很擁擠.一位男士想上車,但是沒有人給他讓路.
"喂,讓我上車!"那位男士喊道.
"車太擠了,你最好坐下一輛"車上的一位乘客對(duì)他說.
"但是沒有我你們走不了.我是司機(jī)!"那位男士說道.
關(guān)于英語小笑話帶翻譯篇二
A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"
一男子進(jìn)入教堂和上帝對(duì)話.他問:"主啊, 一百萬美元對(duì)你意味著多少?"上帝回答:"一便士."男子又問:"那一百萬年呢?"上帝說:"一秒鐘."最后男子請(qǐng)求道:"上帝,我能得到一便士嗎?"上帝回答:"過一秒鐘.
關(guān)于英語小笑話帶翻譯篇三
A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill." "I am afraid that he is dead."said the doctor,
Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive." "Be quiet, "said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"
一個(gè)男人在街上被出租車撞倒送進(jìn)了醫(yī)院.他的妻子站在他的床前對(duì)醫(yī)生說:"我想他傷得很厲害."醫(yī)生說:"我怕他已經(jīng)死了."聽到醫(yī)生的話,這個(gè)男人轉(zhuǎn)動(dòng)著頭說:"我沒死,我還活著."妻子說:"安靜,醫(yī)生比你懂得多。
關(guān)于英語小笑話帶翻譯篇四
顧客：小心，你的大拇指在我湯里了!
服務(wù)員：別擔(dān)心，先生，不是很燙!
Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!
Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!
一個(gè)服務(wù)員給顧客拿來了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。
“你瘋了嗎?”顧客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上!”
“什么?”服務(wù)員說，“你想讓它再掉地上?”
看了“關(guān)于英語小笑話帶翻譯”的人還看了：
2.英語小笑話帶翻譯