笑話是幽默的一種形式,玩笑的目的就是逗樂、引人笑。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來的適合小學(xué)生的英文小笑話，歡迎欣賞!

　　適合小學(xué)生的英文小笑話篇1

　　Teacher: What is the plural of man,Tom?

　　老師: 湯姆，“男人”這個(gè)詞的復(fù)數(shù)形式是什么?

　　Tom: Men.

　　湯姆:男人們。

　　Teacher: Good. And the plural of child?

　　老師: 答得好。那“孩子”的復(fù)數(shù)形式呢?

　　Tom : Twins.

　　湯姆: 雙胞胎。

　　適合小學(xué)生的英文小笑話篇2

　　George comes from school on the first of September.

　　9月1日， 喬治放學(xué)回到家里。

　　George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.

　　“喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎?” 媽媽問

　　I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....

　　“媽媽，我不喜歡，因?yàn)樗f3加3得6, 可后來又說2加4也得6。”

　　適合小學(xué)生的英文小笑話篇3

　　Mother asked her little boy, "Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?"

　　"Nothing, Mum," answered the son proundly, "instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three."

　　母親問她年幼的兒子：“寶貝，今天老師教了你些什么?”

　　兒子驕傲地說：“什么都沒教，媽媽。她反倒問我一加二等于幾，我告訴她等于三。”

　　適合小學(xué)生的英文小笑話篇4

　　One evening, in the midst of dinner preparation, our 10-year-old daughter asked, "Mommy,what's puberty?" My wife was rushed at the moment, so she suggested that Peggy look up theword in the dictionary, after which they could talk about it.

　　一天晚上，在準(zhǔn)備晚飯的時(shí)候，我們十歲的女兒問：“媽媽，什么是青春期?”我的妻子此時(shí)正忙得不亦樂乎，所以她建議佩吉到字典上查這個(gè)詞，然后她們可以再討論它。

　　A few minutes later, Peggy returned. Her mother asked what the dictionary had said.

　　幾分鐘以后，佩吉回來了。她媽媽問字典上怎么說。

　　"Puberty means," announced Peggy, "the earliest age at which a girl is able to bear children."

　　“青春期的意思是，”佩吉宣布：“一個(gè)女孩能忍受孩子的最早年齡。”

　　"What do you think of that?" my wife asked.

　　“你怎么想呢?”我妻子問。

　　"I'm not sure," Peggy relied. "I've always been able to bear children. It's adults I can't bear.".

　　“我不知道，”佩吉回答。“我總能忍受孩子。讓我忍受不了的是大人。

　　Note: bear children: 生孩子。bear 一詞也可作“忍受”講。

　　
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