短小的英語小笑話加翻譯
短小的英語小笑話加翻譯
冷笑話不同于一般的笑話，以其獨(dú)特的制笑機(jī)制，能瞬間制造出一種特殊氛圍。小編精心收集了短小的英語小笑話加翻譯，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!
短小的英語小笑話加翻譯：Liar,Liar
騙子，騙子
A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband wasmissing.
老婆與隔壁鄰居到警察局報(bào)案 說她的老公失蹤了。
The policeman asked her for a description.
警察要求，她形容一下。
She said,"He is 35 years old,6 feet 4 inches,has dark eyes,dark wavy hair,an athleticbuild,weighs 185 pounds,is soft-spoken ,and is good to the children."
她說：“他三十五歲，六尺四寸，黑眼睛，波浪狀的深色頭發(fā);體格健壯，體重185磅，說話很輕，而且對(duì)小孩子很好。”
The next-door neighbor protested,
隔壁鄰居期提出反駁說：
"Your husband is 5 feet 4 inches,chubby,bald,has a big mouth,and is mean to your children."
“你老公五尺四寸，胖嘟嘟 的，禿頭，有一個(gè)太嘴巴，而且對(duì)你的小孩很刻薄。”
The wife replied,"Yes,but who wants"THIS KIND OF STUFF"back?"
老婆回答說：“你說對(duì)了，可是誰會(huì)要 這種沒用的廢物 回來呀?”
短小的英語小笑話加翻譯：Bad Day at Work
糟糕的上班日
A man joined a big multinational company as a trainee.
有一名男子加入一家大型跨國(guó)。公司接受訓(xùn)練。
On his first day at work,he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone,
在他上班的第一天，他撥電話到餐飲室，并且，對(duì)著電話大聲喊!
"Get me a coffee quickly!"
“ 快點(diǎn)給我送杯咖啡過來!”
The voice from the other side responded,
電話另外-端的聲音卻響應(yīng)說:
"You fool you have dialed the wrong extension!Do you know who you are talking to,dumbo?"
“你這個(gè)笨蛋，你撥錯(cuò)分機(jī)了!蠢蛋，你知道你在跟誰說話嗎?”這名受訓(xùn)的人回答說，
"No,"replied the trainee.
“不知道。”
The man shouted back immediately,
這名男子立刻大聲吼回去：
"And do you know who you are talking to,you fool?"
“你這個(gè)笨蛋，你知道你在跟誰說話嗎?…總經(jīng)理回答：
"No,replied the General Manager.
“不知道。”這名受訓(xùn) 的人周答說：
"Good !",replied the trainee and then put down the phone!
“很好!”，然后就把電話給掛了。
短小的英語小笑話加翻譯：Answer the Iron
接聽熨斗
A guy walks into his office ,and both of his ears are all bandaged up.
有一個(gè)人走進(jìn)他的辦公室，他的兩個(gè)耳朵都包扎了繃帶。
The boss says,"What happened to your ears?"
老板說：“你的耳朵怎么啦?”
He says,"Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang!I accidentally answered the iron.
他說：“昨天電話響的時(shí)候，我正在用熨斗燙襯衫。我竟然無意閭就把熨斗拿來接聽。
The boss says,"Well,that expains one ear,but what happened to your other ear?"
老板說：“ 嗯，好吧，那解釋了一個(gè)耳朵，可是你的另一個(gè)耳朵又是怎么一回事呀?”
He says,"Well,jeez,I had to call the doctor!"
他說：“嗯，哎呀!我得打電給醫(yī)生嘛!”
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