爆笑的英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)帶翻譯閱讀
爆笑的英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)帶翻譯閱讀
笑話(huà)普遍存在于人們的日常生活中。笑話(huà)最常見(jiàn)的作用就是能夠減輕人的心理壓力,促進(jìn)身體健康。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編分享爆笑的英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)帶翻譯，希望可以幫助大家!
爆笑的英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)帶翻譯：A Man of Actions
言出必行
A crowd of student was gathered on the campus of Oxford University.“You can have nodoubt,”shouted a young man excitedly,“that if the Dean does not take back what he said to methis morning, I'll leave Oxford this very evening!”
一群學(xué)生聚在牛津的校園里，一個(gè)年輕人情緒激動(dòng)地叫道：“毋庸置疑，如果系主任不收回他今早對(duì)我說(shuō)的話(huà)，我今晚就離開(kāi)牛津。”
A buzzing noise followed.“What a man of actions!”one said in admiration.“How should wesupport him and learn from him!”said another.
下面一片喧嘩。“真是個(gè)言出必行的人。”一個(gè)人艷羨地說(shuō)。另一個(gè)說(shuō)：“我們要支持他、學(xué)習(xí)他。”
Suddenly, a girl asked,“What did the Dean say to you, Hob?”
突然，一個(gè)女孩問(wèn)道：“系主任對(duì)你說(shuō)什么了，霍波?”
He bent and whispered to her,“Well,er...er...Miss Rose, er...he told me to get clean away fromOxford this very evening!”
他彎下腰小聲說(shuō)：“哦，呃…呃…，羅斯小姐，呃…他說(shuō)要我今晚從牛津滾出去。”
爆笑的英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)帶翻譯：好孩子 Good Boy!
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢(qián)。
"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
“昨天給你的錢(qián)干什么了?”
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
“我給了一個(gè)可憐的老太婆，”他回答說(shuō)。
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly.
“你真是個(gè)好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說(shuō)。
"Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
“再給你兩分錢(qián)?？赡銥槭裁磳?duì)那位老太太那么感興趣呢?”
"She is the one who sells the candy."
“她是個(gè)賣(mài)糖果的。”
爆笑的英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)帶翻譯：A smart housewife
精明的家庭主婦
A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half ofthe coal she was burning. She was very excited, and said: "That'll be terrific! Since one stovecan save half of the coal, if I buy two, no coal will be needed!"
一位精明的家庭主婦聽(tīng)人說(shuō)有一種爐子用起來(lái)可以比她現(xiàn)在用的爐子省一半的煤。她聽(tīng)了大為興奮，說(shuō)：“那太好了!一個(gè)爐子可以省一半的煤，那么如果我買(mǎi)兩個(gè)爐子的話(huà)，不就可以把煤全都省下來(lái)了嗎?”
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