關(guān)于高中英語(yǔ)小笑話大全
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關(guān)于高中英語(yǔ)小笑話：我認(rèn)為我是一只雞
Psychiatrist: What's your problem?
精神病醫(yī)師：你哪里不舒服?
Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
病人：我認(rèn)為我是一只雞。
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
精神病醫(yī)師：這種情況從什么時(shí)候開(kāi)始的?
Patient: Ever since I was an egg!
病人：從我還是一只蛋的時(shí)候開(kāi)始。
關(guān)于高中英語(yǔ)小笑話：看這只死去的小鳥(niǎo)
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.
一天早晨，一位黑人女人和一位金發(fā)女郎正走在公園里。
Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird.
突然，黑人女人發(fā)現(xiàn)了一只死去的小鳥(niǎo)。
"Awww, look at the dead birdie," she says sadly.
“哦!看這只死去的小鳥(niǎo)。”她悲傷地說(shuō)。
The blonde stops, looks up into the sky, and says, "Where? Where?"
金發(fā)女郎停下了腳步，她抬頭望著天空，問(wèn)道：“哪，在那?”
關(guān)于高中英語(yǔ)小笑話：以“命”抵命
the english author, richard savage, was once living inlondon in great poverty. in order to earn a little money he hadwritten the story of his life, but not many copies of the bookhad been sold in the shops, and savage was living from hand tomouth. as a result of his lack of food hebecame very ill, but after a time, owing to the skill of the doctor who had lookedafter him, he got well again.
英國(guó)作家理查德·薩維奇一度在倫敦過(guò)著貧困潦倒的生活，為了賺幾個(gè)錢(qián)，他曾寫(xiě)了有關(guān)他自己生平的故事。但是這部書(shū)在書(shū)店里并沒(méi)有賣出幾本，薩維奇過(guò)著朝不保夕的日子。由于缺乏食物，他病得很厲害。后來(lái)，由于給他治療的那個(gè)醫(yī)生的高明醫(yī)術(shù)，他才又恢復(fù)了健康。
after a week or two the doctorsent a bill to savage for his visits, but poor savage hadn't anymoney and couldn't pay it. the doctor waited for another month and sent the bill again. but still no money came. afterseveral weeks he sent it to him again asking for his money. inthe end he came to savage's house and asked him for payment, saying to savage, “you know you owe your life to me and iexpected some gratitude from you.”
過(guò)了一兩個(gè)星期之后，醫(yī)生給薩維奇送來(lái)了一張討要診費(fèi)的帳單，但是貧窮的薩維奇沒(méi)有錢(qián)來(lái)償付。醫(yī)生等了一個(gè)月后又送來(lái)了帳單，但仍然未索回分文。幾個(gè)星期之后，他又送來(lái)帳單要錢(qián)。最后，醫(yī)生本人來(lái)到了薩維奇的家中，對(duì)他說(shuō)：“你明白，你是欠我一條命的，我希望你有所報(bào)答。”
“i agree,” said savage, “that i owe my life to you, and toprove to you that i am not ungrateful for your work i will givemy life to you.”
“是的，”薩維奇說(shuō)，“我是欠你一條命，為了向你證明我對(duì)你的診治不是不報(bào)答，我將把我的命給你。”
with these words he handed to him two volumes entitled,the life of richard savage.
說(shuō)著這番話，薩維奇遞給醫(yī)生兩卷書(shū)，名叫《理查德·薩維奇的一生》。
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