關(guān)于英語小笑話故事大全帶翻譯
在交際場合,能恰到好處地講個笑話或自創(chuàng)一個幽默,不僅可以體現(xiàn)自己的語言水平,還可以提升個人魅力。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編分享關(guān)于英語小笑話故事帶翻譯，希望可以幫助大家!
關(guān)于英語小笑話故事帶翻譯：極端的自殺性爆炸者
BBC World Service announcer: "A Palestinian suicide bomber has struck again in the Northern town of Afula in Israel killing at least four people and wounding several more. The Israeli army has responded by. . ."
英國廣播公司世界新聞:“一名巴勒斯坦自殺性爆炸者在以色列北部小鎮(zhèn)阿夫拉又一次引發(fā)爆炸，造成至少四人死亡多人受傷。以色列軍隊(duì)決定對此做出反應(yīng)……”
Rick, bored, while I worked out his Algebra problem for him: "Can't they catch the guy who's doing all this bombing?
當(dāng)我給我的兒子雷克做他的代數(shù)題的時候，雷克無聊的問我:“他們能抓住做所有這些事的那個人嗎?”
Me: "Uh. . . er. . . well, might not be the same guy. I think they might be getting names confused, you know, they got a lot of similar sounding names there一a lot of Mohammad's. "
我說:“這個嘛，也許不是同一個人。我覺得他們也許把名字搞混了。你知道嗎?他們有許多人的名字聽上去都差不多，都是叫穆罕默德什么的?！?/p>
Rick: "Oh.”
雷克:“噢?！?/p>
關(guān)于英語小笑話故事帶翻譯：飯前的謝恩祈禱
This Christian was thrown into the ring with a lion. Terrified，he fell on his knees and started praying. At the same time the 1ion dropped down on it's knees and started praying too. The Christian, overjoyed, exclaimed, "Thank God! Another Christian!”
一個____徒被扔到獅子籠里，萬分驚恐之下他跪在地上開始祈禱。與此同時，獅子也跪在地上開始祈禱。這個基督____了非常高興，說道“感謝上帝!原來這還有個教徒!”
To which the 1ion replied，"I don't know about you, but I'm saying grace before dinner.”
獅子聽了馬上回答說“我不認(rèn)識你，剛才我是在做飯前的謝恩祈禱?！?/p>
關(guān)于英語小笑話故事帶翻譯：換個工作
The doctor looked at his tongue, felt his pulse, knocked on and began: "Same old story, my much confinement. Do not deny it patient his chest friend. Too much confinement, Do not deny it. Walk, Walk.”
醫(yī)生看了一下病人的舌頭，摸了摸脈，敲了敲胸部，然后說:“老問題，朋友?；顒犹?，別不承認(rèn)。你需要大量的戶外鍛煉，散步，散步，散步。
“But, doctor. . .”
“可是，醫(yī)生……”
“Don’t argue with me. I am the doctor. Take my advice, Walk ten times as much as you do now. That’s the only thing that will cure you.”
“別和我爭論，我是醫(yī)生。聽我的勸告，走十倍于你現(xiàn)在走的路。這是治愈你的病的惟一方法?！?/p>
“But my business…”
“但我的工作……”
"That is just the trouble. Your business! Well, change your business, so that you can get a chance to walk more. What is your business?"
“問題就在這里，你的工作!噢，換個工作，這樣你就有機(jī)會多走動了。你是干什么的?”
“I'm a letter-tamer.”
“我是一個郵遞員?！?/p>
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