關(guān)于經(jīng)典中英文笑話閱讀
關(guān)于經(jīng)典中英文笑話閱讀
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關(guān)于經(jīng)典中英文笑話篇一
沒(méi)去釣魚(yú)的奇論
Young Johnny turned up late for Sunday school one morning and the teacher wanted to know why. "Well，I was going to fishing，but my dad wouldn’t let me，"said Johnny.
一天早上，小約翰星期天到學(xué)校上學(xué)時(shí)遲到了，老師想知道是怎么回事。
“I should think not，”replied the teacher."And did your father explain why you should not go fishing on this day2”
“是這樣的，我本來(lái)要去釣魚(yú)的，但爸爸不讓我去。”約翰尼說(shuō)。
“Oh yeah，”said Johnny.“He said he didn't have enough bait for both of us."
“我想今天你爸爸也不會(huì)讓你釣魚(yú)的，”老師答道。“不過(guò)，他向你解釋原因了嗚?”
“解釋了，”約翰尼說(shuō)，“他說(shuō)魚(yú)餌不夠我們兩個(gè)人的。”
關(guān)于經(jīng)典中英文笑話篇二
不受處罰
A secondary school student asked his teacher if a person should be punished for something he hadn’t done.“No,”said the teacher. "Of course not.”
一個(gè)中學(xué)生問(wèn)老師，一個(gè)人該不該為他沒(méi)做過(guò)的事而受罰。
"Good，”said the boy.“I haven’t done my homework.”
老師說(shuō):“當(dāng)然不應(yīng)該。”
“太好了!”男孩說(shuō)，“我沒(méi)做家庭作業(yè)。”
關(guān)于經(jīng)典中英文笑話篇三
應(yīng)用心理學(xué)
After the student delivered the pizza to old Ken's house，Ken asked，"What is the usual tip?”
"Well，”replied the youth，"this is my first trip here，but the other blokes say if I get 5p out of you，I’II be doing great.”
一個(gè)學(xué)生把比薩餅送到老肯恩家，肯恩問(wèn):“你一般要多少小費(fèi)?”
"Is that sot”snorted Ken. "Well，just to show them how wrong they are，here’s five quid.”
年輕人答道:“我第一次到這邊來(lái)，同事們說(shuō)我要是能得到5便士就很不錯(cuò)了。”
"Thanks,”replied the youth，“I'll put this towards to my studies.”
“是嗎?”肯恩哼了一聲，“他們錯(cuò)了，給你5鎊。”
"What are you studying”asked Ken.The lad smiled and said，"Applied psychology.”
“謝謝，”年輕人答道:“我會(huì)把這些用在我的研究上。”
snort
“你學(xué)什么的?”肯恩問(wèn)道。年輕人笑著說(shuō):“應(yīng)用心理學(xué)。”
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