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經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)笑話篇一
作文
Teacher had set his class an essay in "A Game of Cricket".After two minutes Simon Steel handed his paper in and was allowed to go home.
老師給學(xué)生出了個(gè)作文題:“一場(chǎng)板球賽”。兩分鐘后，西蒙·斯蒂爾交了作文，老師允許他回家了。
His essay read:"Rain stopped play."
他在作文上寫道:“下雨，比賽中止。”
cricket
n.[U][體]板球;蟋蟀
經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)笑話篇二
我很高興
A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad."Now，children，"said she，"has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?"
學(xué)校的老師正在對(duì)學(xué)生講使別人高興的重要性。“現(xiàn)在，孩子們，”她說(shuō):“她們當(dāng)中有誰(shuí)讓別人高興過(guò)?”
"Please，teacher:said a small boy，:I’ve made someone glad yesterday."
“我，老師，”一個(gè)小男孩說(shuō):“昨天我就使別人高興過(guò)。”
"Well done. Who was that”
“做得好。是誰(shuí)呢?”
"My granny."
“我奶奶。”
"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."
“好孩子?，F(xiàn)在告訴我們，你是怎樣使你奶奶高興的。”
"Please，teacher，I went to see her yesterday，and stayed with her three hours.Then I said to her，‘Granny, I’m going home’，and she said，‘Well，I'm glad!’”
“是這樣的，老師。我昨天去看她，在她那兒待了三個(gè)小時(shí)。然后我跟她說(shuō):‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她說(shuō):‘啊，我很高興!’”
經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)笑話篇三
右腿
Proctor(exceedingly angry):So you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched?Now what part did you take in this disgraceful affair?
學(xué)監(jiān)(非常生氣):現(xiàn)在你承認(rèn)這可憐的新生被扔進(jìn)這蛙池里，渾身濕透?那么你在這不光彩的事情里扮演了什么角色呢?
Sophomore(meekly):The right leg，sir.
二年級(jí)學(xué)生(恭順地):右腿，先生。
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