初中英文小笑話及翻譯
初中英文小笑話及翻譯
前蘇聯(lián)著名作家高爾基說(shuō)過(guò),“哪里有人,哪里就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調(diào)劑品”。小編精心收集了初中英文小笑話及翻譯，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!
初中英文小笑話及翻譯篇1
相同的投資相同的結(jié)果
A couple of hunters chartered a small plane to fly them to a forest, and made an appointment with the pilot to come back and fetch them in about two weeks. At the end of the two weeks, they had shot a lot of animals that they wanted to load onto the plane. But the pilot said, "This plane won't be able to take more than one wild buffalo. You'll have to leave the others behind." Then the hunters protested, saying, "But last year, another pilot with the same airplane let us take two buffalos and some other animals in the plane as well."
有兩個(gè)獵人包機(jī)前往一座森林，到了以后，他們和飛行員約定好兩周后來(lái)接。兩周后，他們射了許多動(dòng)物，而且打算把這些動(dòng)物全部搬上那架小飛機(jī)，可是飛行員說(shuō)：“這架飛機(jī)除了一頭野牛外，沒(méi)辦法再多載了。你們必須把其他的獵物都留下。” 獵人說(shuō)：“但是去年另一個(gè)飛行員開(kāi)一樣的飛機(jī)，就讓我們帶兩只水牛，還有一些其他的動(dòng)物上機(jī)!”
So the new pilot thought about it. He was a little bit skeptical, but finally he said, "OK, since you did it last year, I guess this year we can do it again." Then he loaded the two buffalos and a few other animals in, and the plane took off. Five minutes later, it crashed in a neighboring area. The three men climbed out and looked around, and one hunter said to the other, "Where do you think we are now?" The second one surveyed the area and said, "I think we're about one mile to the left of the place we crashed last year." 因?yàn)樗麄冞@樣抗議，所以那個(gè)新飛行員想了一想后，盡管還是有點(diǎn)存疑，最后還是妥協(xié)說(shuō)：“好吧!如果去年可以做到，今年應(yīng)該也可以。”所以他裝了兩頭水牛和一些其他的動(dòng)物。結(jié)果飛機(jī)起飛五分鐘后，就墜落在鄰近的地方。這3個(gè)人從飛機(jī)爬出來(lái)看了看四周，其中一個(gè)獵人對(duì)另一個(gè)說(shuō)：“你認(rèn)為我們現(xiàn)在在哪兒?” 那個(gè)人瞧了一下，說(shuō)：“我想大概距離去年墜機(jī)的地方西邊一英哩遠(yuǎn)!”
初中英文小笑話及翻譯篇2
Who Is the Laziest 誰(shuí)最懶
Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?
父親：哎，湯姆，今天我跟你們老師談過(guò)，現(xiàn)在我想問(wèn)你個(gè)問(wèn)題。你們班上誰(shuí)最懶?
Tom: I don't know, father.
湯姆：我不知道，爸爸。
Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?
父親：啊，不對(duì)，你知道!想想看，當(dāng)別的孩子們都在做作業(yè)、寫(xiě)字時(shí)，誰(shuí)在課堂上坐著，只是看人家做功課?
Tom: Our teacher, father.
湯姆：我們老師，爸爸。
初中英文小笑話及翻譯篇3
One day, the father lets eight year-old son send a letter, the son took the letter , the father then remembered didn't write the address and addressee's name on the envelope.
有一天,父親讓八歲的兒子去寄一封信,兒子已經(jīng)拿著信跑了,父親才想起信封上沒(méi)寫(xiě)地址和收信人的名字。
After the son comes back, the father asks him: "You have thrown the letter in the mail box?"
兒子回來(lái)后,父親問(wèn)他:"你把信丟進(jìn)郵筒了嗎?"
"Certainly"
"當(dāng)然"
"You have not seen on the envelope not to write the address and the addressee name?"
"你沒(méi)看見(jiàn)信封上沒(méi)有寫(xiě)地址和收信人名字嗎?"
"I certainly saw nothing written on the envelope."
"我當(dāng)然看見(jiàn)信封上什么也沒(méi)寫(xiě)"
"Then why you didn't take it back?"
"那你為什么不拿回來(lái)呢?"
"I also thought that you do not write the address and the addressee, is for does not want to let me know that you do send the letter to who!"
"我還以為你不寫(xiě)地址和收信人,是為了不想讓我知道你把信寄給誰(shuí)呢!"
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