英文小笑話小故事大全集
英文小笑話小故事大全集
冷笑話不同于一般的笑話，以其獨(dú)特的制笑機(jī)制，能瞬間制造出一種特殊氛圍。小編精心收集了英文小笑話小故事，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!
英文小笑話小故事篇1
責(zé)怪
As I sat with my pet in the veterinarian's waiting room，a woman and her old English sheepdog emerged from one of the examining rooms. The dog sat obediently while the woman asked for her bill. When told it was, she looked down at the dog and said，"Did you hear that? Get a job."
我?guī)е」返仍讷F醫(yī)的侯診室里，一位婦女和她的英國(guó)種牧羊狗從診室里走出來(lái)。當(dāng)主人在問診費(fèi)時(shí)，小構(gòu)乖乖地坐在一邊。當(dāng)主人被告知診資是80元時(shí)，那婦女低頭看了看自己的小狗說(shuō):“你聽到了吧，得去找份工作了。”
英文小笑話小故事篇2
責(zé)怪
As I sat with my pet in the veterinarian's waiting room，a woman and her old English sheepdog emerged from one of the examining rooms. The dog sat obediently while the woman asked for her bill. When told it was, she looked down at the dog and said，"Did you hear that? Get a job."
我?guī)е」返仍讷F醫(yī)的侯診室里，一位婦女和她的英國(guó)種牧羊狗從診室里走出來(lái)。當(dāng)主人在問診費(fèi)時(shí)，小構(gòu)乖乖地坐在一邊。當(dāng)主人被告知診資是80元時(shí)，那婦女低頭看了看自己的小狗說(shuō):“你聽到了吧，得去找份工作了。”
英文小笑話小故事篇3
急轉(zhuǎn)彎兒
A guest of ours at the country club took a wrong turn and found herself in the menu's locker room. She encountered a burly man clad only in a towel and puffing on a cigar. "May I help youy"he asked."No，thanks,"she answered calmly. "I'm just looking for the non-smoking section."
在我們鄉(xiāng)村俱樂部里有位女客人，她拐錯(cuò)了彎兒，發(fā)現(xiàn)自己走進(jìn)了男子更衣室。碰巧撞到一個(gè)很壯實(shí)的男人。他裹著一條浴巾在抽雪茄.“我能為您效勞嗎?”他問.“不，謝謝，”她平靜地回答。“我是在找一個(gè)無(wú)人抽煙的地方。”
英文小笑話小故事篇4
坐在乘客席上
I've always had difficulty parking my large station waggon in head-on parking spaces. One day I was trying to fit into a spot and, with great embarrassment，pulled forward and back several times.
對(duì)于我來(lái)說(shuō)，在車頭對(duì)車頭的停車場(chǎng)停放我那輛大旅行車是件非常困難的事。一次，我竭力地停放著我的車，前進(jìn)、后退反復(fù)了幾次才把車停好。這事弄得我好不尷尬。
As I stepped out，a man standing beside the vehicle next to me remarked，"If I couldn't park better than that, I would take a taxi. "Then he got into the passenger's seat of his car and，with his wife at the wheel, rode off."
當(dāng)我從車?yán)锍鰜?lái)時(shí)，看見一個(gè)男人站在我的車旁邊，他毫不客氣地說(shuō):“我要是有這樣糟的技術(shù)，就干脆坐出租。”說(shuō)完他上了車坐在了客人席上，由他的妻子握著方向盤，把車開走了。
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