初中經(jīng)典英語笑話故事閱讀
民間笑話故事像神話小說等民間文學一樣，是廣大勞動人民在長期的生產(chǎn)勞動和與自然界作斗爭的過程中，以口頭形式創(chuàng)作和傳承的文學體裁。學習啦小編整理了初中經(jīng)典英語笑話故事，歡迎閱讀!
初中經(jīng)典英語笑話故事篇一
按規(guī)定辦
One day I retrieved an“Attempt to Deliver Package"slip from my mail box. The letter carrier had just left，so I caught up to him and asked for the parcel.
有一天，我從信箱里取出一個紙條，上面寫著:“試投包裹單。”郵遞員已經(jīng)走了，但我還是追上了他，向他要包裹。
"I didn't bring it，"he replied. "I just brought along the slip."
“我沒帶來，”他說，“我只是給你捎了個單子.”
"You're supposed to try to deliver the package. "I said."Please bring it tomorrow.“
“你應該負責送包裹吧，”我說:“那你明天帶我把它帶來吧。"
“可以”他告訴我，“但是你得在上午九點之前給郵局打個電話，再提醒一下這事.”
"Okay，”he told me，"but first make sure that you call the post office before 9 a. m..”
“我現(xiàn)豐就去打。”
"I'll phone them right now.”
“現(xiàn)在可不行。”他說。
"You can't，"he said.
“為什么?”
" Why not?"
“因為,你打電話找的是我，而我現(xiàn)在不在郵局.”
"Because you have to talk to me，and I'm not there."
初中經(jīng)典英語笑話故事篇二
責怪
As I sat with my pet in the veterinarian's waiting room，a woman and her old English sheepdog emerged from one of the examining rooms. The dog sat obediently while the woman asked for her bill. When told it was, she looked down at the dog and said，"Did you hear that? Get a job."
我?guī)е」返仍讷F醫(yī)的侯診室里，一位婦女和她的英國種牧羊狗從診室里走出來。當主人在問診費時，小構乖乖地坐在一邊。當主人被告知診資是80元時，那婦女低頭看了看自己的小狗說:“你聽到了吧，得去找份工作了。”
初中經(jīng)典英語笑話故事篇三
坐在乘客席上
I've always had difficulty parking my large station waggon in head-on parking spaces. One day I was trying to fit into a spot and, with great embarrassment，pulled forward and back several times.
對于我來說，在車頭對車頭的停車場停放我那輛大旅行車是件非常困難的事。一次，我竭力地停放著我的車，前進、后退反復了幾次才把車停好。這事弄得我好不尷尬。
As I stepped out，a man standing beside the vehicle next to me remarked，"If I couldn't park better than that, I would take a taxi. "Then he got into the passenger's seat of his car and，with his wife at the wheel, rode off."
當我從車里出來時，看見一個男人站在我的車旁邊，他毫不客氣地說:“我要是有這樣糟的技術，就干脆坐出租。”說完他上了車坐在了客人席上，由他的妻子握著方向盤，把車開走了。
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