英文小笑話高中作文大全
冷笑話是近年來(lái)頗為流行的一種語(yǔ)言現(xiàn)象,主要以機(jī)智、幽默著稱。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了高中英文小笑話，歡迎閱讀!
高中英文小笑話篇一
a young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. they took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him. then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted, mom, the toast is burned.
一對(duì)年輕夫婦有個(gè)兒子，已經(jīng)四歲了，還沒有開口說(shuō)話，他們對(duì)此深感焦慮。他們帶他去找專家診治，但醫(yī)生們總覺得他沒有毛病。后來(lái)有一天早上吃早餐時(shí)，那孩子突然開口了：媽媽，面包烤焦了。
you talked! you talked! shouted his mother. i'm so happy! but why has it taked this long?
你說(shuō)話了!你說(shuō)話了!他母親叫了起來(lái)。我太高興了!但為什么花了這么長(zhǎng)的時(shí)間呢?
well, up till now, said the boy, things have been okay.
哦，在這之前，那男孩說(shuō)，一切都很正常。
高中英文小笑話篇二
it's not my fault
不是我的錯(cuò)
mother (reprimanding訓(xùn)斥，譴責(zé) her small daughter): you mustn't pull the cat's tail.
媽媽(正教訓(xùn)她的女兒)：你不該拽貓的尾巴。
daughter: i'm only holding it, mom. the cat's doing the pulling.
女兒：媽，我只是握著貓尾巴，它自己在拽。
高中英文小笑話篇三
two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
兄弟倆在看一些漂亮的油畫。
"look," said the elder brother. "how nice these paintings are!"
“看，”哥哥說(shuō)，“這些畫多漂亮呀!”
"yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. where is the father?"
“是啊，”弟弟說(shuō)道，“可是在所有這些畫中，只有媽媽和孩子。那爸爸去哪兒了呢?”
the elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "obviously he was painting the pictures."
哥哥想了一會(huì)兒，然后解釋道：“很明顯，他當(dāng)時(shí)正在畫這些畫唄。”
高中英文小笑話篇四
amos asked his mother whether they could have a video.
艾莫斯問媽媽他們是否能買一臺(tái)錄像機(jī)。
i’m afraid we can’t afford one, sighed his mother.
恐怕我們還買不起，媽媽嘆息著說(shuō)。
but on the following day in came amos, staggering beneath the weight of a brand-new video.
可第二天當(dāng)艾莫斯回來(lái)時(shí)，他搖搖晃晃地搬著一臺(tái)全新的錄像機(jī)。
how on earth did you pay for that? gasped his mother.
你究竟是哪兒來(lái)的錢買這東西?媽媽大吃一驚，喘著氣說(shuō)。
easy, mum. replied amos, i sold the television!
媽媽，這簡(jiǎn)單， 艾曼斯回答。我把電視機(jī)給賣了!
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