英語小笑話搞笑的中篇
笑話是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透過笑話我們可以看到一個民族的生存環(huán)境、生活方式、社會關(guān)系和心理特征等等。小編精心收集了搞笑的中篇英語小笑話，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!
搞笑的中篇英語小笑話篇1
A government employee found and old brass lamp in a filing cabinet.
有一位政府機關(guān)員工在檔案柜里面發(fā)現(xiàn)一盞老舊的銅制油燈。
When he dusted it off,a genie appeared and granted him three wishes.
當他把它的灰塵除去的時候。有一個精靈出現(xiàn)了 ，并且同意他三個愿望。
"I'd love an ice-cold beer right now,"
他告訴精靈 “我現(xiàn)在馬上就要一瓶冰啤酒 。”
he told the genie .Poof! A beer appeared .
砰!一瓶啤酒出現(xiàn)了。
Next the man said," I wish to be on an island,surrounded by becautiful and willing woman."
這個人接著說：“我想要到一個島上， 被甘心樂意的美女圍繞著。”
Poof!He was on an island with gorgeous woman fawning all over him.
砰!他到了一個島上，被美女糾纏著對他獻殷勤。
Oh,this is the life,the guy thought.
這家伙想著啊，這才是生活呀。
"I wish I never had to work again."
“我希望我永遠都不必再工作。”
And poof! He was back at his desk in the government office!
砰!他回到他在政府機關(guān)的 辦公桌前。
搞笑的中篇英語小笑話篇2
Reaching the end of a job interview ,
到了工作面試的最后部分，
the personnel recruitment officer asken a young engineer fresh out of Cambridge,
人事招聘主管問一位剛從劍橋畢業(yè)的年輕工程師：
" And what starting salary were you looking for?"
“你想要起薪多少呢 ?”
The engineer said,"In the neighborhood of 0,000 a year,depending on the benefits package."
工程師說 ：“太約一年十四萬左右吧，要視整體福利而定。”
The interviewer said,"Well ,what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation,
面試主管說：“嗯，五個禮拜的假期，
14 paid holidays,full medical and dental,
十四天帶薪假，全額補助醫(yī)療和看牙科，
company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary ,
百分之五十薪資的公司相對退休基金，
and a company car leased every 2 years ,say,a red sports Mercedes? "
每兩年公司租用配車，比如說，紅色的奔馳跑車，你覺得怎幺樣呀?”
The engineer sat up straight and said ,
工程師挺直坐著說：
"Wow!Are you kidding?"
“哇!你在開玩笑吧?”
And the interviewer replied,"Yeah,but you started it."
面試主管回答說 ：“對呀。不過是你起頭的呀。”
搞笑的中篇英語小笑話篇3
Gone Shopping
購物
Our supermarket had a sald on boneless chicken breasts,and a woman I know ontended tostock up .
我們的超級市，場在廉價拍賣無骨雞胸，我認識的某位女士打算去多買一些。
At the store,However,she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portopnsof the poultry,
然而，到了這家肉店的時候她感到很失望，因為只找到一點點事先就包裝好的雞肉，
so she complained to the butcher.
所以她就向這位肉店老板抱怨。
"don't worry,lady," he said.
他說：“小姐，別擔(dān)心，
"I will pack some more trays and have them ready for you by the time you finish shopping."
我會替你多包幾盤，在你買完東西的時候把它們準備好。”
Several aisles later ,my friend heard the butcher's voice boom over th public-address system:
逛完幾個走道之后，我的朋友聽到肉店老板的聲音透過公共廣播系統(tǒng)隆隆地說
"Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store?"
“那位想要大胸部的小姐請到本店后方來見我好嗎?”
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