關(guān)于小學(xué)英語笑話帶翻譯閱讀
關(guān)于小學(xué)英語笑話帶翻譯閱讀
近些年,冷笑話作為一種特殊的幽默方式在互聯(lián)網(wǎng)、電視節(jié)目、書籍雜志上廣泛流傳。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了關(guān)于小學(xué)英語笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
關(guān)于小學(xué)英語笑話帶翻譯篇一
Parking Expenses
停車費(fèi)
A businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow ,000. The loan officer said the bank would need some security for such a loan. The business man then handed over the keys to a Rolls Royce that was parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checked out and the loan officer accepted the car as collateral for the loan. An employee then drove the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parked it there.
Two weeks later the businessman returned, repaid the ,000 and the interest which came to .41. The loan officer said, "We do appreciate your business and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a bit puzzled. While you were away we checked and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow ,000?"
The business man replied: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for 2 weeks for 15 bucks?"
一個商人走進(jìn)紐約一家銀行詢問信貸員。他說他準(zhǔn)備出差去歐洲兩個星期需要借款5000美金。信貸員說銀行借款需要提供擔(dān)保品。商人馬上掏出停在銀行門前的勞斯萊斯汽車的鑰匙。一切手續(xù)辦妥后銀行信貸員接受了汽車做為貸款的抵押。店員把汽車開到銀行地下車庫并停放在那里。
兩個星期后商人從歐洲回來，償還了5000元借款以及15.41元的利息。信貸員問：“非常感謝您的光顧，這筆交易做得也很完美，但是我們有一個疑問，你離開后我們查了一下發(fā)現(xiàn)您是一個富翁。為什么您會不怕麻煩來這借5000元呢?”
商人回答：“除了您這我還能在紐約市的其他地方只需付款15元就能停車兩個星期嗎?”
關(guān)于小學(xué)英語笑話帶翻譯篇二
Turn Off Your Cell Phone
關(guān)掉你的手機(jī)
We went to the movie the other night. I sat in an aisle seat as I usually do, because it feels a little roomier. Just as the feature was about to start, a blonde from the center of the row got up and started walking her way out. "Excuse me, sorry, oops, excuse me, pardon me, gotta hurry, oops, excuse me." By the time she got to me, I was trying to look around her and I was feeling a little impatient, so I said, "Couldn't you have done this a little earlier"? "No!!" she said in a loud whisper. "The 'Turn Off Your Cell Phone, Please' message just flashed up on the screen and mine is out in the car."
那天晚上我們?nèi)タ措娪?，和往常一樣我坐在走廊的座位上，因?yàn)槲矣X得這里更寬敞。就在即將放映的時候，坐在中間位置的一位女士站起來往外走。“勞駕，噢不好意思，請?jiān)彛蕖?rdquo;她走到我旁邊的時候，我試圖繞過她看后面的屏幕。我有點(diǎn)不耐煩：“你就不能早點(diǎn)出去嗎?”“不能!”她大聲說，“屏幕上打出了‘請關(guān)掉手機(jī)’，而我的在車?yán)铩?rdquo;
關(guān)于小學(xué)英語笑話帶翻譯篇三
Truck Driver
卡車司機(jī)
A truck driver was zooming down the highway when he saw a priest at the side of the road. Feeling it was his obligation, he stopped to give the priest a ride. A short time later, he saw a lawyer with a briefcase on the side of the road and the driver aimed his truck at him. At the last second, he thought of the priest with him and realized he couldn't run over the lawyer, so he swerved, but he heard a thump anyway. Looking back as he drove on, he didn't see anything. He began to apologize for his behavior to the priest. "I'm sorry, Father. I barely missed that lawyer on the side of the road." But the priest said, "Don't worry, son. I got him with my door."
卡車快速行駛在高速公路上。司機(jī)見有個神父站在路邊，覺得有義務(wù)要幫助他，于是把車停了下來，讓神父上來。過了一小會兒，他見一個律師拿著公文包站在路邊，于是他朝著律師把車開過去?？煲铰蓭熌抢锏臅r候，他覺得有神父在場所以不能再讓律師上車了。他轉(zhuǎn)了個彎，但是聽到砰的一聲巨響。一邊開車他一邊回頭看去，但是什么也沒看見。于是他為他所做的向神父懺悔：“對不起，神父，我不應(yīng)該錯過那個律師。”神父說：“別擔(dān)心，孩子，我已經(jīng)用我這邊的車門砸到他了。”
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