短篇英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯精選
笑話是幽默的一個(gè)屬概念 ,具有幽默的一切特征。笑話是民族特有幽默的一種形式。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了短篇英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
短篇英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯篇一
Bad news and good news
好消息&壞消息
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently ondisplay. "I've got good news and bad news," the owner replied. "The good news is that agentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after yourdeath. When I told him it would, he bought all fifteen of your paintings."
"That's wonderful!" the artist exclaimed, "What's the bad news?". With concern, the galleryowner replied, "The guy was your doctor."
一名藝術(shù)家問(wèn)畫(huà)廊老板，最近有沒(méi)有人對(duì)他展出的畫(huà)感興趣。“這有好消息和壞消息，”老板回答?！?ldquo;好消息是有一位先生咨詢你的作品，他想知道在你死后你的畫(huà)會(huì)不會(huì)升值?！∥腋嬖V他你的畫(huà)會(huì)升值，他就把你的15幅畫(huà)全都買走了。”
“真是太好了”，藝術(shù)家是喜形于色，“那壞消息是什么?” 帶著關(guān)心的口吻，畫(huà)廊老板回答，“買畫(huà)的人是你的醫(yī)生”。
短篇英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯篇二
You can marry any one of them
你可以跟他們中的任何一個(gè)結(jié)婚
One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for a while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he's her half brother. The same problem happens again four more times! The girl starts to get pissed off. She goes to her mom and says, "Mom... What have you been doing all your life? Dad's been going around laying every maiden in the town and now I can't marry any of the five guys I like because they have turned out to be my half brothers!!!"
Her mom replies, "Don't worry darling, you can marry any one of them you want, he isn't really your dad."
一天，一個(gè)女孩把男孩子帶回家見(jiàn)父親，說(shuō)要跟這個(gè)男孩結(jié)婚。她父親跟男孩談了一會(huì)之后，對(duì)她說(shuō)她不能嫁給這個(gè)男孩，因?yàn)槟泻⒏鋵?shí)是同父異母的兄弟。之后，女孩又認(rèn)識(shí)了另外四個(gè)男孩并一一帶回家見(jiàn)父親，請(qǐng)求父親同意他們結(jié)婚，但結(jié)果都是一樣，這些男孩竟然跟她都是同父異母!女孩真的是被氣壞了。她跟母親說(shuō)，“媽，你這一輩子到底是怎么過(guò)的?爸爸在鎮(zhèn)上到處胡搞，現(xiàn)在我都談到第五個(gè)男孩了，但現(xiàn)在一個(gè)都不能嫁，因?yàn)樗麄冏詈蠖际歉乙粋€(gè)爸爸”!
女孩說(shuō)完，她母親回答說(shuō)，“親愛(ài)的，不用擔(dān)心，你可以跟他們中的任何一個(gè)結(jié)婚，你爸爸其實(shí)也，也不是你的親爹”。
短篇英語(yǔ)小笑話帶翻譯篇三
St Peter's question圣彼德的問(wèn)題
Three men, a doctor, an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of St Peter. St Peter tells them that they have to answer one question in order to get to Heaven. He looks at the doctor and asks, "There was a movie that was made about a ship that sank after hitting an iceberg, what was its name?" The doctor answers, "The Titanic" and he is sent through. He then looks at the accountant and say, "How many people died in that ship?" Fortunately the accountant had just watched the movie and he answers, "1 500!". St Peter sends him through and then finally turns to the lawyer and commands, in a very heavy voice, "Name them!".
有三個(gè)人死了，分別是一名醫(yī)生、一名會(huì)計(jì)和一名律師。他們來(lái)到了圣彼德面前。圣彼德對(duì)他們說(shuō)，如果他們想進(jìn)入天堂，就得每人回答一個(gè)問(wèn)題。圣彼德看著醫(yī)生開(kāi)始發(fā)問(wèn)，“以前電影院放過(guò)一部電影，說(shuō)的是一艘船撞擊冰山后沉沒(méi)，電影的名字是什么?” 醫(yī)生回答，“<<泰坦尼克號(hào)>>”，醫(yī)生隨即被允許進(jìn)入天堂。然后圣彼德看著會(huì)計(jì)說(shuō)，“船上有多少人遇難?”。會(huì)計(jì)很走運(yùn)，因?yàn)樗麆偪催^(guò)這部電影，回答道，“1500人遇難。”圣彼德把會(huì)計(jì)也放進(jìn)天堂了。最后，圣彼德轉(zhuǎn)過(guò)身，看著律師，非常嚴(yán)肅地用命令的口吻問(wèn)道，“把1500人的名字都說(shuō)出來(lái)?”
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