初中英語長笑話帶翻譯
初中英語長笑話帶翻譯
笑話作為一種城市化的民間口頭創(chuàng)作體裁,是一種重要的交際手段。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了初中英語長笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
初中英語長笑話帶翻譯篇一
Rope or Ox?
繩子還是公牛?
The man in the prison asked a new comer why he was sent there. The new comer answered," Iam out of luck, I think. A few days ago I was walking in the street when I saw a piece of dirtyrope. I thought nobody wanted it and so I picked it up and took it home."
在監(jiān)獄里，一個(gè)人問新來的犯人為什么被關(guān)進(jìn)來。新來的犯人回答說：“我想我真是倒霉。幾天前我在街上走的時(shí)候，看到一根臟繩子，以為沒人要了，便撿起來帶了回家。”
"But it is not against the law to pick up a piece of rope and take home."
“但是，撿一根繩子帶回家并不犯法啊!”
"I told you I had bad luck, didn't I?" the man sighed, "The trouble is that I didn't notice therewas an ox at the other end of that rope."
“我告訴過你我倒霉了吧?”那個(gè)人嘆了口氣，“麻煩的就是我沒有注意到繩子的那一頭還有一頭公牛。”
初中英語長笑話帶翻譯篇二
Class, Lass and Ass
班級、情人和蠢驢
Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day,so he wrote some words on theblackboard which read as follows: Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow.
湯姆教授打算第二天與他的學(xué)生見面，因此他在黑板上寫道：“湯姆教授明天將和大家見面”。
A student, seeing his chance to display his sense of humor after reading the notice, walked upand erased the c in the word class. The Professor noticing the laughter, wheeled around, walkedback, looked at the student, then at the notice with the c erased--calmly walked up and erasedthe l in lass, looked at the flabbergasted student and proceeded on his way.
一位學(xué)生看到這條通知后，覺得展示自己幽默感的機(jī)會(huì)來了，就走上前，將“class”中的“c”擦掉，將意思變?yōu)?ldquo;湯姆教授明天將和情婦見面”。教授聽到笑聲，轉(zhuǎn)過身走回來，看了看那位學(xué)生，又看看被改動(dòng)過的通知，不動(dòng)聲色地走上前，把“lass”中的“l”擦掉，將意思改為“湯姆教授明天將和蠢驢見面”?？戳丝茨俏荒康煽诖舻膶W(xué)生，教授揚(yáng)長而去。
初中英語長笑話帶翻譯篇三
Three pastors
三個(gè)牧師的故事
Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, You know, since summerstarted I’ve been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I’ve tried everything----noise, spray, cats----nothing seems to scare them away.
三個(gè)南部的牧師在一家小餐館里吃午飯。其中的一個(gè)說道：“你們知道嗎，自從夏天來臨，我的教堂的閣樓和頂樓就被蝙蝠騷擾，我用盡了一切辦法----噪音、噴霧、貓----似乎什么都不能把它們趕走。”
Another said, Yes, me too. I’ve got hundreds living in my belfry and in the attic. I’ve been hadthe place fumigated, and they still won’t go away.
另外一位說：“是啊，我也是。在我的鐘樓和閣樓也有好幾百只。我曾經(jīng)請人把整個(gè)地方用煙熏消毒一遍，它們還是趕不走。”
The third said, I baptized all mine, and made them members of the church...haven’t seen oneback since!
第三個(gè)牧師說：“我為我那里的所有蝙蝠洗禮，讓它們成為教會(huì)的一員......從此一只也沒有再回來過。”
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