英語笑話帶翻譯爆笑
笑話是現(xiàn)代社會(huì)發(fā)展最快的一種口頭文學(xué)體裁,它體現(xiàn)了某一民族行為中最深刻的和潛意識(shí)中的觀點(diǎn)。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了爆笑英語笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
爆笑英語笑話帶翻譯：Two Hunters
Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. Heshowed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing. The other hunter soontook out his mobile phone to call the emergency center for help.
The operator said calmly, "First, you should make sure that he is already dead." Then theoperator heard a gunshot from the other end of the phone and next he heard the hunterasking, "What should I do next?"
【中文譯文】
兩個(gè)獵人
兩個(gè)獵人進(jìn)森林里打獵，其中一個(gè)獵人不慎跌倒，兩眼翻白，似已停止呼吸。 另一個(gè)獵人趕緊拿出手機(jī)撥通緊急求助電話。 接線員沉著地說：“第一步，要先確定你的朋友已經(jīng)死亡。”于是，接線員在電話里聽到一聲槍響，然后聽到那獵人接著問：“第二步怎辦?”
爆笑英語笑話帶翻譯：Bring Me the Winner
—Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.
—I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.
—Well, bring me the winner then.
【中文譯文】
給我那個(gè)打贏的吧
——服務(wù)員，這個(gè)龍蝦只有一只爪。
——對(duì)不起，先生，這只肯定打過架了。
——哦， 那給我那個(gè)打贏的吧。
爆笑英語笑話帶翻譯：He Can’t Read
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog!
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!
Mrs. Brown: It's no use. My little dog can't read.
【中文譯文】
我的狗不識(shí)字
布朗夫人：哦，親愛的，我把心愛的小狗給丟了!
史密斯夫人：那你該在報(bào)紙上登廣告啊!
布朗夫人：沒有用的，我的小狗不認(rèn)識(shí)字。
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