英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯
英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯
笑話一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一種民間口頭創(chuàng)作形式,在民間文化中以口口相傳的形式傳播。小編精心收集了英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!
英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯篇1
A man has a heart attack and is brought to the hospital ER.
有一名男子患有心贓病，被送往醫(yī)院急診室。
The doctor tells him that he will not live unless he has a heart transplant right away.
醫(yī)生告訴他，除非他立刻接受心臟移植，否則他就活不成。
Another doctor runs into the room and says,
另外一名，醫(yī)生跑進(jìn)急診室說(shuō)：
"you are in luck,two hearts just became avaible ,so you will get to choose which one youwant.One belongs to an attorney and the other to a social worker."
“你真幸運(yùn)，剛好有兩個(gè)心臟可移植，所以你要選擇你要哪一個(gè)心臟。一個(gè)是屬于律師，另一個(gè)是屬于社會(huì)工作者。”
The man quickly responds,"the attorney's ."
這名男子很快響應(yīng)說(shuō)：“律師的。”
The doctor says,"Wait!Don't you want to know a little about them before you make yourdecision?"
醫(yī)生說(shuō)：“等等!你不想在你做決定之前了解一下他們嗎?”
The man says,"I already know enough.We all know that social workers are bleeding hearts andthe attorney's probably never used his .So I will take attorney's!"
這名男子說(shuō)：“我已經(jīng)知道夠了。大家都知道社會(huì)工作者都是流血的(有同情心的)心臟，而律師的心臟可能從來(lái)都不曾用過(guò)他的。所以我選擇律師的心臟。"
英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯篇2
Two accountants are in a bank ,
當(dāng)武裝捻匪突然沖進(jìn)銀行的時(shí)候。
when armed robbers burst in.
正好有兩名會(huì)計(jì)人員在里面。
While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers,
正當(dāng)幾個(gè)搶匪向出納員取錢(qián)的時(shí)候，
others line the customers,
其他的搶匪就把顧客們，
including the accountants,
包括這兩名會(huì)計(jì)人員在內(nèi)，
up against a wall,and proceed to take their wallets,watches,etc.
靠著墻壁排成一線開(kāi)始奪取他們身上的皮夾子和手表等物品。
While this is going on accountant number one jams something in accountant number two'shand.
當(dāng)這件搶案正在發(fā)生的時(shí)候，一號(hào)會(huì)計(jì)人員把纂樣?xùn)|西塞迸二號(hào)會(huì)計(jì)火員的手里面。
Without looking down,a
沒(méi)有向下看，
ccountant two whispers,
二號(hào)會(huì)計(jì)人員就輕聲地說(shuō)：
"What is this ?" to which accountant number one replies,
“這是什么東西呀?”
"It 's that I owe you."
一號(hào)會(huì)計(jì)人員回答說(shuō)：“那是我欠你的五十元啦。”
英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯篇3
Three doctor are in the duck blind and bird flies overhead.
三名醫(yī)生藏身在觀察野鴨的隱蔽處，有一只鳥(niǎo)從頭上飛過(guò)。
The general practitioner looks at it and says,
一般家庭醫(yī)生看著他說(shuō)：
"Looks like a duck,flies like a duck,it's probably a duck,"
“看起來(lái)像-只鴨子，飛起來(lái)像一只鴨子……它可能是一只鴨子”。
shoots at it but misses and the bird flies aay.
就對(duì)著它射擊，但是沒(méi)射中，這只鳥(niǎo)飛走了。
The next bird flies overhead,
第二只鳥(niǎo)從頭上飛過(guò)。
and the pathologist looks at it,then looks through the pages of a bird manual,and says,
病理學(xué)家看著它，然后仔細(xì)翻翻閱好幾頁(yè)的野鳥(niǎo)手冊(cè)說(shuō)
"Hmmmm,green wings,yellow bill,quacking sound,might be a duck."
“嗯……綠色的翅膀，黃色的鳥(niǎo)嘴，嘎嘎的叫聲……可能是一只鴨子。”
He arises his gun to shoot it,but the bird is long gone.
他舉起他的槍來(lái)射它，但是這兵鳥(niǎo)飛一了好遠(yuǎn)。
A third bird flies over .
第三只鳥(niǎo)從頭上飛過(guò)。
The surgeon raises his gun and shoots almost without looking,brings the bird down,and turnsto the patholoogist and says,
外科醫(yī)生舉起他的松，看都不看就射擊，把鳥(niǎo)擊落后就轉(zhuǎn)向病理學(xué)家說(shuō)：
"Go see if that was a duck."
“你去看看那是不是一只鴨子。”
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