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　　簡短的英語小笑話篇1

　　A Satisfied Gustomer

　　一位心滿意足的客戶

　　A rough looking fellow strolled into the bank and walked up to the teller.

　　有一位相貌粗魯?shù)募一镒哌M(jìn)銀行對柜臺職員說:

　　"I wanna open a god-damned checking account. "

　　“我想開個(gè)你他媽的活期存款賬戶。”

　　"CertainLy, sir," replied the young lady, “but there's no need to use that kind of language."

　　“當(dāng)然可以啦，先生，”年輕的小姐回答說，“但沒有必要使用那種字眼。”

　　"Hey, get your ass in gear, will ya? I'm in a hurry.

　　“嘿，你他媽的能不能快一點(diǎn)嗎?我在趕時(shí)間呢!”

　　"Sir, I’m not used to being spoken to in that way. "

　　“先生，我不習(xí)慣別人那樣子對我說話。”

　　"I wanna open a fucking checking account, and I want to do it now, understand?"

　　“我要開一個(gè)××的活期存款賬戶，而且要現(xiàn)在就辦，懂了嗎?”

　　"Sir, I'm going to get the manager," said the indignant young lady.

　　“先生，我去找經(jīng)理來。”氣憤的年輕小姐說著。

　　Soon she returned with the manager, a dignified white haired gentleman who asked, "Whatseems to be the trouble, sir?"

　　不久她帶了經(jīng)理回來，那位滿頭白發(fā)、看起來很莊嚴(yán)的老先生問道：“先生，到底有什么問題嗎?

　　“I just won ,000,000 in the lottery, and I want to open a goddamn checking account. "

　　“我剛中彩券得了一千萬美元，我想開個(gè)你他媽的活期存款賬戶。”

　　"I see," said the manager warmly. "And this bitch is giving you trouble?"

　　“我知道了，”經(jīng)理說道，“而這個(gè)臭婊子在給您添麻煩，是吧?”

　　簡短的英語小笑話篇2

　　Where Do You keep Yours?

　　你的東西放到哪兒去了?

　　The famous but rather aged, doctor was making his rounds, followed by a young intern.

　　一位上了年紀(jì)的著名醫(yī)生正在各病房做例行巡視，一位年輕的實(shí)習(xí)醫(yī)生跟著他。

　　Suddenly the intern noticed something peculiar.

　　突然那名實(shí)習(xí)醫(yī)生注意到一件怪事。

　　"Say, doctor, are you aware that you have a suppository behind your ear?"

　　“醫(yī)師先生，您有沒發(fā)現(xiàn)您耳朵放了一支栓劑呢?"

　　"Oh, shit!" exclaimed the eminent practitioner.

　　“喔!真是糟糕!”那位名醫(yī)說道。

　　"Do you know what this means?"

　　“你知道那表示什么嗎?”

　　"What?"

　　“什么呢?”

　　"Some asshole has got my pen!"

　　“我把我的鋼筆塞到某一位病人的屁股里面去了!”

　　簡短的英語小笑話篇3

　　We're in the Same Boat

　　同病相憐

　　The young man was terribly self-conscious because he had a wooden eye.

　　一位年輕人因?yàn)樗兄荒局频难劬Χ械椒浅Ｗ员啊?/p>

　　His friends would often invite him to dance parties,

　　他的朋友常會邀請他參加舞會，

　　but he could never work up the courage to ask a girl to dance.

　　但他從沒能鼓起勇氣邀請女孩子跳舞。

　　But then, one evening, he spotted a girl With a wooden leg sitting sadly by herself.

　　有一晚，他卻不經(jīng)意看見一位裝了一只木制義肢的女孩獨(dú)自傷心地坐在角落。

　　Apprehensively, he walked up to her and asked,

　　他很謹(jǐn)慎地走向她問道：

　　"Would you like to dance?"

　　“你要不要跳舞呀?”

　　"Would I? ! " she exclaimed.

　　“我要不要? ”她驚叫。

　　"Oh, yeah? Well, you've got a wooden leg!"

　　“哦，怎么了?你有一只木制的義肢(而我有一只木制的假眼，咱們應(yīng)是天生的一對嘛!)。”

　　
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